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amr080699

1. amr080699
   posted a quote
   December 24, 2011 2:13pm UTC
   My life would be complete if...
   On Facebook on Chirstmas under birthdays it said Jesus<3
   
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2. amr080699
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   December 1, 2011 9:41pm UTC
   EVERYONE just block brandoncyrus
   It'll be as close as we can make it for him to leave witty<3
   
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3. amr080699
   posted a quote
   November 25, 2011 5:57pm UTC
   So what we get drunk
   So what we smoke weed
   We're just having fun
   We don't care who sees
   So what we go out
   That's how its supposed to be
   Living young and wild and free
   
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4. amr080699
   posted a quote
   November 25, 2011 5:42pm UTC
   I EAT POTATOES
   
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5. amr080699
   posted a quote
   November 24, 2011 11:12pm UTC
   That Awkward Moment When,
   You Read A Funny Text And Are Smiling To Your Phone, Not Even Realizing It, And You Realize Someone is Watching You Thinking Your Crazy
   
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6. amr080699
   posted a quote
   September 25, 2011 9:00pm UTC
   That awkward moment when.......
   You name a file asdgafdsg, but it is already taken.
   
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7. amr080699
   posted a quote
   September 23, 2011 11:07pm UTC
   ...& Today
   He gave me his sweatshirt at the football game.
   Wrapped his arms around me to keep me warm,
   excluded the entire world around us,
   and asked me to homecoming,
   by making me pop a balloon.
   I really want him to stay mine...
   I bet you were waiting for jk lol...but actually...he did
   
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8. amr080699
   posted a quote
   June 28, 2011 5:27pm UTC
   remember when...
   we were young and always used to play
   the game telephone where someone whispers
   something and you go around the circle
   whispering it to the next person and seeing if
   it was the same thing at the end. Someone
   was always a rebel and changed it up
   to make it funnier.
   welcome to the real world
   
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9. amr080699
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   May 26, 2010 4:39pm UTC
   Only 4 more days of torture :)
   
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10. amr080699
    posted a quote
    May 14, 2010 5:29pm UTC
    MY SUMMER SCHEDULE:
    sleep
    sleep
    sleep
    tan
    hang with friends
    pool
    no bed times
    im likin summer!
    
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11. amr080699
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    May 13, 2010 5:18pm UTC
    I am willing to risk salmonella to eat raw cookie dough.
    
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12. amr080699
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    May 1, 2010 10:47pm UTC
    I used to think 'duct tape' was 'duck tape'
    
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13. amr080699
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    May 1, 2010 10:44pm UTC
    ohh it's bendable *snap* nevermind
    happened to me today haha
    
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14. amr080699
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    May 1, 2010 10:42pm UTC
    Thank you hand sanitizer for telling me I have a cut on my hand!
    
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15. amr080699
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    May 1, 2010 10:32pm UTC
    WEIRD LAW #2
    In Long Beach, California it is illegal to curse on a mini-golf course.
    
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16. amr080699
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    May 1, 2010 10:29pm UTC
    WEIRD LAW #1
    In Arizona it is against the law to refuse a person of a glass of water.
    
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17. amr080699
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    May 1, 2010 10:26pm UTC
    YOU'RE
    THE PEANUT TO MY BUTTER
    THE STAR TO MY BURST
    THE POP TO MY TART
    THE FRUIT TO MY LOOP
    BUT MOST IMPORTANTLY
    THE BEST TO MY FRIEND
    
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18. amr080699
    posted a quote
    May 1, 2010 10:22pm UTC
    our inside jokes
    too many to name.
    when we're apart
    it's never the same.
    when we're together
    it's nothing but fun.
    replacing my girls
    just can't be done.
    <3
    
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