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americanpanda
posted a quote
June 5, 2012 9:20pm UTC

Josh: Why was your bucket on top of our door?!
Megan: Why was your door under my bucket?
nmq

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americanpanda
posted a quote
June 5, 2012 8:15pm UTC

I'm just learning to love,
just starting to crawl.
-Ian Axel, Say Something <3

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americanpanda
posted a quote
June 5, 2012 7:54pm UTC

Who's says?
I can't wear my converse?
With my dress, well baby,
That's just me.
-Demi

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americanpanda
posted a quote
June 5, 2012 7:51pm UTC

Say something, I'm giving up on you.
I'm sorry that I couldn't get to you.
Anywhere I, would have followed you.
Say something, I'm giving up on you.
And I, feeling so small.
I was over my head.
I know nothing at all.
-Ian Axel, Say Something <3

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americanpanda
posted a quote
June 5, 2012 7:16pm UTC

I hate those pounding headaches I get randomly now. For two months, I've had a headache every day and every night. Well darn.

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americanpanda
posted a quote
June 4, 2012 10:01pm UTC

"Why did the chicken cross the road?"
"I don't know why?"
"It didn't make it, it got hit by a bus. Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"Not the chicken..."
notmyjoke:)

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americanpanda
posted a quote
June 4, 2012 9:58pm UTC

Some girls in the crowd are all like:
"Oh my GOSH I love Justin Bieber!"
Then there's me standing in a corner with some people, and we're all awkward like:
"Go Andrew Biersack...!"

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americanpanda
posted a quote
June 4, 2012 9:54pm UTC

Beautiful
Creatures

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americanpanda
posted a quote
June 4, 2012 9:08pm UTC

Friend:
A lot of the quotes you post are sad.
Me:
Well a lot of them are random, like I find them online and I like them so I repost or retype them.
Friend:
Yes. Yes you are a problemed child.
Me:
Why, yes. Yes I know.
:3

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americanpanda
posted a quote
June 4, 2012 9:04pm UTC

I'm wondering that i f you...
»CHOKE A SMURF«
What color does it turn?
♥

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americanpanda
posted a quote
June 4, 2012 8:58pm UTC

Batman

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americanpanda
posted a quote
June 4, 2012 8:54pm UTC

I hate when music can't even help you through some things.

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americanpanda
posted a quote
June 4, 2012 5:52pm UTC

You know my heart's a stereo, it only beats for
you.

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americanpanda
posted a quote
May 29, 2012 9:35pm UTC

Mom:
You did it again! Why do you do this? You understand that-
Me:
*puts in headphones*
*two songs later I take them out*
Mom:
And that's why you have to stop this. Ok?
Me:
Yes mother.

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americanpanda
posted a quote
May 29, 2012 9:28pm UTC

Here is some logic for you.
You may feel like killing yourself,
but just remember.
that when you were born,
you were born with 2;
legs
arms
lungs
eyes
lips
ears.
But only one heart. There is someone out there with the other heart and if you
aren't there for them to find you, then your'e just letting one more person be alone.
nmq/nmf

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americanpanda
posted a quote
May 23, 2012 9:48pm UTC

New Silversun Pickups Album
=
Hours Of "LEAVE ME ALONE"

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americanpanda
posted a quote
May 21, 2012 6:20pm UTC

BE HAPPY! C:
Cause whoever you are, you are beautiful!

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americanpanda
posted a quote
May 21, 2012 6:15pm UTC

I hate those days when the smallest things- like as small as dropping your pen on the floor- just make you want to break down and cry.

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americanpanda
posted a quote
May 20, 2012 9:04pm UTC

They are trying to scrape every last bit of information i have.
I can't tell them anymore.
Just because something happened doesn't mean you need to know the story.
Because sometimes you just wouldn't understand, and then you go and make up your own story about it.
So Stop Asking Me Because I Won't Tell You Anymore.

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americanpanda
posted a quote
May 8, 2012 11:49pm UTC

*At lunch*
*Friend walks over*
Me: Hey, what's up?
Kendall: Milk is.
Me: Then what would down be?
Kendall: ... Chocolate... milk...

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