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  1. americanhawtie1 americanhawtie1
    posted a quote
    May 10, 2011 11:10pm UTC
    *for girls eyes ONLY*
    IF YOU'RE A BOY, EXIT THIS BULLETIN CAUSE IT RUINS EVERYTHING -_-
    GIRL TALK
    Did you know kissing is healthy
    It's good to cry
    Chicken soup actually makes you feel better
    94% of boys would love it if you sent them flowers
    Lying is actually unhealthy
    Only apply mascara to your top lashes
    It's actually true, boys DO insult you when they like you!
    89% of guys want YOU to make the 1st move
    But 99.99% of girls want guys to make the first move
    Chocolate will make you feel better!
    Most boys think it's cute when you say the wrong thing.
    A good friend never judges.
    A good foundation will hide hickeys!..not that you have any
    Boys aren't worth your tears
    We ALL love surprises !!
    Now....
    Make a wish!
    Wish REALLLLLLY hard !!!
    WISH WISH WISH WISH
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    Congratulations!!
    Your wish has just been received
    repost this with the title *for girls eyes ONLY* in the next 15 minutes and...
    Your wish WILL BE GRANTED

  2. americanhawtie1 americanhawtie1
    posted a quote
    March 10, 2011 2:52pm UTC
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  3. americanhawtie1 americanhawtie1
    posted a quote
    March 7, 2011 3:07pm UTC
    Cross Off the Things You Have Done
    Graduated high school
    Kissed Someone
    Smoked a cigarette
    Got so drunk you passed out
    Rode in a police car for something you didn't do
    Rode every ride at an amusement park
    Collected something really stupid+
    Gone to a rock concert
    Help someone
    Gone fishing
    Watched four movies in one night
    Gone long periods of time without sleep
    Lied to someone
    Snorted cocaine
    Failed a class
    Dealt drugs
    Been in a car accident
    Been in a tornado
    Done hard drugs
    Watched someone die
    -Been at a funeral-
    Ran a marathon
    Cried yourself to sleep
    Spent over $200 in one day
    Flown on a plane
    Cheated on someone
    Been cheated on
    Written a 10 page letter
    Gone skiing
    Been sailing
    Cut yourself on accident
    Had a best friend
    Lost someone you loved
    Shoplifted something
    Been to jail
    Dangerously close to being in jail
    Skipped school
    Skipped class
    Had detention
    Got in trouble for something you didn't do
    Stolen books from the library
    Gone to a different country
    Dropped out of school
    Been in a mental hospital
    Been treated in a mental hospital
    Watched the “Harry Potter” movies
    Had an online diary
    Fired a gun
    Had a yard sale
    Had a lemonade stand
    Actually made money at the lemonade stand
    Been in a school play
    Been fired from a job
    Taken a lie detector test
    Swam with dolphins
    Gone to sea world
    Voted for someone on a reality TV show
    Written poetry
    Read more than 20 books a year
    Written over a 30 page essay
    Gone to Europe
    Loved someone you shouldn't have
    Befriended someone you shouldn't have
    Used a coloring book over age 12
    Had surgery
    Had stitches
    Taken a taxi
    Seen the Washington Monument
    Had more than 5 IM’s/online conversations going at once
    Overdosed
    Had a drug or alcohol problem
    Been in a fist fight
    Relative to someone with a serious alcohol/drug problem
    Gone surfing in California
    Had a hamster (gerbil)
    Pet a wild animal
    Used a credit card
    Did “spirit day” at school
    Dyed your hair
    Got a tattoo
    Had something pierced
    Got straight As
    Been on the honor roll
    Known someone with HIV or AIDS

  4. americanhawtie1 americanhawtie1
    posted a quote
    February 6, 2011 9:44pm UTC
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  5. americanhawtie1 americanhawtie1
    posted a quote
    February 4, 2011 1:57am UTC
    Tangled
    Alexis's POV[chapter two]
    "Wait up beautiful," I heard a man's voice from behind us. I turned around hopefully, but it was just Maria's boyfriend, talking to her of course.
    "Hey there baby," Said Maria smiling at Keith. I stood there awkwardly as he gave her a deep kiss. He slung his arm around Maria.
    I guess he was walking with us now.
    "Alexis, you know I can hook you up with Aaden," Said Keith, smiling at me.
    "What?" I asked, although I heard just fine.
    "You and Aaden? You guys will make a great couple. I can hook you guys up,"
    I just stood there akwardly.
    "Well?" He asked.
    "I don't know.."
    "I'm taking that as a yes," He said, smiling brilliantly.
    [Does anybody want a picture of Maria, Keith, or Aaden? If so, just ask :]
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  6. americanhawtie1 americanhawtie1
    posted a quote
    February 4, 2011 1:48am UTC
    Tangled
    Alexis's POV[chapter one continued]
    I woke up panting, sweat trickling down my forehead, confused. I had a weird dream, I couldn't quite understand. I was in an odd garden, one I never seen before. I was walking down the path, and right there, in the middle of that mysterious garden was a giant crack on a marble wall. I traced the crack with my finger, and closed my eyes. Then opened them, looking back at my bedroom ceiling. It was a good thing I did, because it was time to get ready for school.
    My best friend Maria called me, saying she'll be in my house in half an hour. I tied my hair in a ponytail, brushed my teeth, and went downstairs to eat breakfast. The front door bursts open and Maria is standing there, looking beautiful as always.
    "Alexis, don't you ever care for yourself?" She asked, twirling her effortlessly curled blond hair with her finger.
    "What do you mean?" I asked, although I knew exactly what she meant.
    "Not trying to be mean or anything, but you won't look too bad with a nicer outfit or a bit of makeup,"
    "Thanks Maria, but no thanks,"
    I slung my gray backpack over my shoulder, and held the front door open for my best friend.
    "Whatever," She mumbled, walking out the door. I ignored her snide remark, and rolled my eyes.
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  7. americanhawtie1 americanhawtie1
    posted a quote
    February 4, 2011 1:34am UTC
    Tangled
    Characters:
    Alexis Gobrowski: media.photobucket.com/image/brianna+turner+/Morrighan71/brianna-turner-269924-304442-1.jpg
    [Remove the hearts]
    Natalie Sherman: [miranda kerr, seach her..]
    ^Both same age. 17.
    Alexis's POV[chapter one]
    I studied the beautiful face of Natalie Sherman on TV. Natalie Sherman was my role model. She's talented, smart, beautiful, and the stuff she does is just heart warming. I watched her give a speech about animal rights, then signing a check donating 2,OOO dollars to the animal shelter.
    Her pearly white smile shined in the light as her brilliant eyes gleam.
    As for me, I would have gave anything in the world to be like her.
    Singer, Model, actress, and philanthropist. She was amazing.
    turned off the TV, and decided to switch on the radio. "Destiny" By Natalie Sherman filled the house. I rolled my eyes. This song was way over played.
    I turned to another channel. "Dear old Natalie" by Natalie Sherman smacked my ears. It was her newest song, not to mention my favorite.
    "-Dear old Natalie, switch lives with me, Fame isn't everything, beauty isn't every game.
    Dear old Natalie, switch lives with me, my hopes and dreams I'm not meant to be
    lost in this fame game. Dear old Natalie, come take this fame away from me"
    This song always made me wonder, especially since she wrote it herself, and even played the instruments in the background. This life, isn't it all? Isn't this what every teenager girl dreams of?
    At least, this is what I, Alexis Gobrowski, dreamed for my whole life.
    I decided I had enough of Natalie Sherman for today, so I got ready for bed. It was another one of those lonely nights where mom and dad were away. I got used to it by now, but it doesn't mean I like them.
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  8. americanhawtie1 americanhawtie1
    posted a quote
    February 4, 2011 1:14am UTC
    Girl and guy were speeding over 100 mph on a motorcycle.
    Girl: Slow down. I'm scared.
    Guy: No this is fun.
    Girl: No it's not. Please, it's too scary!
    Guy: Then tell me you love me.
    Girl: Fine, I love you. Slow down!
    Guy: Now give me a BIG hug. (Girl hugs him).
    Guy: Can you take my helmet off and put it on? It’s bugging me.
    In the paper the next day: A motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on the motorcycle, but only one survived.
    The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized that his breaks broke, but he didn't want to let the girl know. Instead, he had her say she loved him, felt her hug one last time, then had her wear his helmet so she would live even though it meant he would die.
    True story.

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