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ambiex3

1. ambiex3
   posted a quote
   August 21, 2011 6:46pm UTC
   Languages : Italian, English, Sarcasm (fluent)
   
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2. ambiex3
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   August 20, 2011 12:03am UTC
   Don't you love how goodbye has the word good in it
   But its the hardest thing to do </3
   
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3. ambiex3
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   July 8, 2011 2:25pm UTC
   When you dont want something its there
   but when you want something its never there :/
   only me?
   
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4. ambiex3
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   July 8, 2011 9:07am UTC
   Am I the only one who opens the fridge then open the freezer then open the fridge again thinking something will magically appear ! :p
   
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5. ambiex3
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   July 1, 2011 12:28am UTC
   Why do movies make relationship between boys & girls so perfect.
   When in reality there is no such thing as a happy ending
   
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6. ambiex3
   posted a quote
   June 28, 2011 10:28pm UTC
   The Awqward Moment
   When you have no idea what that quote means
   
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7. ambiex3
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   June 25, 2011 9:12am UTC
   Laxxx.
   Its not just a sport
   its a pasion
   
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8. ambiex3
   posted a quote
   June 24, 2011 7:33pm UTC
   The feeling you get
   when your principle needs you
   
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9. ambiex3
   posted a quote
   June 21, 2011 12:50pm UTC
   The Awkward moment
   when you watching Are you smarter than a 5th grader
   And your mom asks you what's the answer to that one?
   And your response is.... I never learned that in 5th grade?
   
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10. ambiex3
    posted a quote
    June 19, 2011 9:26pm UTC
    It seems that...
    Every time you go on the computer the first thing you do is go on facebook
    Every time you go on your phone you look at you bbm recent updates
    Every time you go on you ipod you play your favorite song
    Every time you go on twitter you search your favorite pop star
    Every time you go on witty you look how many favorites you got on your quote
    or is it just me?
    
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11. ambiex3
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    June 19, 2011 11:09am UTC
    The Awkward moment
    When your at a school dance.... and your teachers are staring at you.
    
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12. ambiex3
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    June 18, 2011 11:00am UTC
    Is there a mirror in your pants?
    Because I see me in your pants<3
    
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13. ambiex3
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    June 12, 2011 7:10pm UTC
    Guys have it so easy.. and yet complain?
    They wake up..
    Throw on a pair of basketball shorts and a shirt.
    Put on sneakers.
    Eat breakfast and their ready to go.
    Girls on the other hand need to...
    Do their hair
    Put on makeup
    put on layers (bra tank top then the actual shirt)
    Deal with drama
    AND THE GIRLS STILL DON'T COMPLAIN AS MUCH!!
    
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14. ambiex3
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    June 12, 2011 7:02pm UTC
    I'm new to this... follow me please<3
    
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15. ambiex3
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    June 11, 2011 10:52pm UTC
    The Suite Life of Zack and Cody is most likely the only show with a dumb Asian and a smart blonde
    
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16. ambiex3
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    June 11, 2011 2:10pm UTC
    If your part of the popular group and you know your considered popular.
    Have you ever wondered the people you consider losers.. think their the popular group?
    
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17. ambiex3
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    June 11, 2011 2:05pm UTC
    Q: Why did the blonde have tire tread marks on her back?
    A: From crawling across the street when the pedestrian sign said "DON'T WALK".
    
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18. ambiex3
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    June 11, 2011 2:01pm UTC
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