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Privatewittian
posted a quote
July 1, 2013 12:31am UTC

When I Hide From Someone
I immediately have to pee.

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wittygirl1
posted a quote
July 1, 2013 12:40am UTC

And there's nothing wrong with me
This is how I'm supposed to be
~Green Day~

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SisiAdelia
posted a quote
July 1, 2013 1:34am UTC

She captures her reflection,
then she throws the mirror
to the floor.
Her image is distorted,
screaming,
"is it really worth it
anymore?"

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
June 5, 2013 7:06am UTC

Me in the morning: I'm gonna wear a dress today to school
Getting ready: I feel pretty! Oh so pretty!
As soon as I get on the bus: This was a terrible idea.

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phee
posted a quote
February 4, 2013 4:46pm UTC

where did i go wrong? i lost a friend,
somewhere along in the bitterness.
& i would have stayed up with you all night,
had i known
how to save a life.
t h e f r a y

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AWittyGirl
posted a quote
March 27, 2013 5:32pm UTC

OH MY GOD GUYS I JUST WROTE A FULL SONG
ABOUT WITTY.
SING TO THE TUNE OF '22' BY TAYLOR SWIFT!
This song is called, Awkward Teens ;)
Awkward Teens (sung to the tune of 22 by taylor swift)
It feels like the perfect night
for sitting at home
making up good quotes
oh oh, oh oh
It feels like one of those nights
12 o' clock ice cream
I'm up on Witty
I SHOULD BE SLEEEEPING
Yeahhhhhh!
We're anti-social, weird and awkward at the same time
It's taking up our lives, oh yeahhhhhh
2 essays due tommorrow, that's the deadline
BUT IT'S WITTY TIME
OH OH
I don't know about you
But I shouldn't be up at 2
Everything will be alright just,
A few more quotes to go through!
Witty is the best
And we're all so obsessed
So I want to thank you Steve
for making a website forrrr
AWKWARD TEEEEEENSSSS!
AWKWARD TEEEEEENSSSS!

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dani64
posted a quote
March 18, 2013 5:00pm UTC

Whatt if I ever do get a boyfriend?
I wouldn't know what to do
What do they eat?
How often do they need to be walked?

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Andreaxoxo
posted a quote
May 6, 2013 6:00pm UTC

a lot of my life
has been realizing that i would
cross oceans
for people who wouldn't
jump puddles for me

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lovecrazy
posted a quote
June 30, 2013 2:08pm UTC

I was at the store earlier with my mom
and there was this lady who was around 70-80 with her daughter who was maybe like 40-50. The daughter was like "Mom, where did you put the crackers?" and the lady was "Up my àss. That's where." Maaaaan, I love sassy old people.

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yourcool
posted a quote
June 30, 2013 5:44pm UTC

REAL MEN WEAR PINK?
I would beg to differ.
I know of thousands beyond thousands
of "REAL MEN" that don't wear pink.
But instead, they were camouflage
and protect our contry.

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