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mumblebumble
posted a quote
November 22, 2010 5:00am UTC

today,
I was in gym and complaining about french, how there are masculine and feminine nouns and adjectives. I said "I just don't get it! The TV is masculine, but the remote is feminine! What's the deal?!" So my really quiet friend turns around and says "It's simple. The girl turns the guy on." It's always the quiet ones.
MLIA.

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FlashyBarbiex3
posted a quote
November 21, 2010 6:23am UTC

When dad says...
"When I was in your age..."
I better leave.

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MizzBlush_x
posted a quote
November 21, 2010 10:08am UTC

'Dad How did you meet Mum?'
'well kids ..It all started with a friend request on
facebook' :')

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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
November 21, 2010 6:02am UTC

ツ
I always write the wrong year when I go back to school after a new year holiday.

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taaymaex3
posted a quote
November 21, 2010 10:10am UTC

;
That mini heart attack when your parents ask to see your phone..
♥

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lovelovelovelove
posted a quote
November 21, 2010 12:50pm UTC

I like your status..
Not you.♥

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eouin
posted a quote
November 21, 2010 11:18am UTC

Single
but you're welcome to change that ♥

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brokenwings
posted a quote
November 21, 2010 10:42am UTC

Depression
is just anger
without ////////
enthusiasm.

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iClaire
posted a quote
November 21, 2010 12:54pm UTC

sometimes two people just need to
f a l l a p a r t
so they can realize how much they need to
f a l l together again
*not mine

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brokenwings
posted a quote
November 21, 2010 10:07am UTC

click to see this quote

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divagrl43
posted a quote
November 21, 2010 12:39pm UTC

& The problem is,
I was never
over you, I just
convinced myself I was. ♥

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dishovenanny
posted a quote
November 21, 2010 1:42pm UTC

--&, if you want to be together,
you have..
to-get-her.//<3

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Smileyriley10
posted a quote
November 21, 2010 11:51am UTC

and it hurts so much,
When you call someone your best friend, but they don't call you theirs.
What we want to say to

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MizzBlush_x
posted a quote
November 21, 2010 10:30am UTC

Waving at Security cameras
Just to get on the securities
[nerves]

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kotababii
posted a quote
November 21, 2010 3:23pm UTC

my boyfriend broke up with me last week
at school. I ran to the bathroom crying &
when I got into one of the stalls, i found that
someone had written on the stall door in
black sharpie,
" no guy is worth your tears
and when you find one that is,
he'll never hurt you "
i stopped crying. ♥

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StarzofBeautyx3
posted a quote
November 21, 2010 10:35am UTC

Today,
--I was on facebook, procrastinating because I didn't want to finish my English homework, when my English teacher uploaded a picture of her in a witch costume pointing at the camera with the words "I AM WATCHING YOU" written in fake blood behind her. I quickly got off facebook and finished my homework as fast as I could.
MLIA

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Majjaa
posted a quote
November 21, 2010 12:20pm UTC

It takes
Y E A R S
to build trust, but it takes
O N E S E C O N D
for it to get ruined forever.
-----♥
credit to: yeo_gurl for quote, to liveandlearn_12 for format.

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Justinbieberismylife12345
posted a quote
November 21, 2010 10:46am UTC

eating all your popcorn
before the movie even starts.
bef

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nkbasketball5
posted a quote
November 21, 2010 11:49am UTC

Boys playing cod;
ima kill you man. lets go. c'mon. YES!
Girls playing cod;
ohmygod i see you! WAIIT-
dont shoot me! im reloading!
AHHHH!!!
*eww. my guys UGLY!
minee dont jock

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rosieisodd
posted a quote
November 21, 2010 12:45pm UTC

if you want to fly,
you've got to let go of the things
that weigh you down.

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