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eouin

Status: <3

Member Since: 4 Aug 2010 04:41pm

Last Seen: 30 May 2016 12:41pm

Birthday: June 16

Gender: F

user id: 119350

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  1. eouin eouin
    posted a quote
    October 10, 2012 1:17pm UTC
    Admit it,
    you're afraid to text him first because you feel like you're annoying.♥

  2. eouin eouin
    posted a quote
    March 11, 2012 2:36pm UTC
    2 good
    + 2 be
    -----------
    4 gotten

  3. eouin eouin
    posted a quote
    January 14, 2012 1:19pm UTC
    &And in the end,
    it's not the
    years in your life
    that count.
    it's the
    life in your years.

  4. eouin eouin
    posted a quote
    November 12, 2011 12:45pm UTC
    Hey google,
    wanna sit next to me during the exams?

  5. eouin eouin
    posted a quote
    September 2, 2011 2:31pm UTC
    He likes your photo.
    best notification ever♥

  6. eouin eouin
    posted a quote
    August 24, 2011 1:40pm UTC
    One day,
    a ten-year-old boy went to an ice­ cream shop, sat at a table and asked the waitress, “How much is an ice-cream cone?” She said, “seventy-five cents.” The boy started counting the coins he had in his hand. Then he asked how much a small cup of ice-cream was. The waitress impatiently replied, “sixty­ five cents.” The boy said, “I will have the small ice-cream cup.” He had his ice-cream, paid the bill and left. When the waitress came to pick up the empty plate, she was touched. Underneath were ten one-cent coins as tip. The little boy had consideration for the waitress before he ordered his ice-cream.
    He showed sensitivity and caring. He thought of others before himself.

    not mine

  7. eouin eouin
    posted a quote
    August 24, 2011 1:29pm UTC
    Jonny brought a gun to school,
    He told his friends that it was cool,
    And when he pulled the trigger back,
    A shot rang out with a 'crack'.
    Mommy, I was a good girl,
    I did what I was told,
    I went to school,
    I got straight As',
    I even got the gold!
    But Mommy, when I went to school that day, I never said goodbye,
    I'm sorry Mommy,I had to go,
    But Mommy, please don't cry.
    When Johnny shot the gun,
    He hit me and another,
    And all because Johnny,
    Got a gun from his older brother.
    Mommy, please tell Daddy That I love him very much,
    And please tell Chris; my boyfriend;
    That it wasn't just a crush.
    And tell my little sister; That she is the only now,
    And tell my dear sweet Grandmother; I'll be waiting for her now,
    And tell my wonderful friends; That they always were the best,
    Mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better then the rest.
    Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class,
    And never to forget this,
    And please don't let this pass.
    Mommy, why'd it have to be me?
    No one deserves this,
    Mommy, warn the others,
    Mommy, I left without a kiss.
    And Mommy, tell the doctors;
    I know they really did try,
    I think I even saw a doctor,
    Trying not to cry. Mommy,
    I'm slowly dying,
    With a bullet in my chest,
    But Mommy, please remember,
    I'm in heaven with the rest.
    Mommy, I ran as fast as I could,
    When I heard that crack,
    Mommy,
    listen to me if you would,
    I won't be coming back.
    I wanted to go to college,
    I wanted to try things that were new,
    I guess I'm not going with Daddy; On that trip to the zoo.
    I wanted to get married,
    I had goals for which I'd strive,
    I wanted to be an actress,
    Mommy, I wanted to be alive.
    But Mommy, I must go now,
    The time is getting late,
    Mommy, tell my boyfriend,
    I'm sorry, but I had to cancel the date.
    I love you Mommy,
    I always have,
    I know; you know it's true,
    and Mommy all I wanted to say is:
    "Mommy, I love you".

    not mine

  8. eouin eouin
    posted a quote
    August 15, 2011 11:23am UTC
    *losing your cellphone in your blankets and
    then having to throw the blanket around until it falls out. *

  9. eouin eouin
    posted a quote
    June 17, 2011 2:01pm UTC
    "Where are we going?"
    "I don't know, i was following you.."

  10. eouin eouin
    posted a quote
    June 17, 2011 1:50pm UTC
    That annoying moment when
    You spend an hour waiting for a reply and realize that your text never sent.

  11. eouin eouin
    posted a quote
    June 17, 2011 1:45pm UTC
    "i wasn't that drunk".
    "Dude,you were in my fireplace yelling "Diagon Alley"

  12. eouin eouin
    posted a quote
    June 17, 2011 1:38pm UTC
    "i wasn't that drunk".
    "Dude you asked your girlfriend if she was single"

  13. eouin eouin
    posted a quote
    June 16, 2011 11:10am UTC
    "i wasn't that drunk".
    "Dude, you were asking my cat why he killed Mufasa"

  14. eouin eouin
    posted a quote
    June 16, 2011 7:27am UTC
    Today is my14th birthdayy.
    and I'm really happy♥

  15. eouin eouin
    posted a quote
    April 5, 2011 12:32pm UTC
    Reading a quote...
    and thinking:
    wow! I thought it was only me!

  16. eouin eouin
    posted a quote
    February 16, 2011 10:47am UTC
    Waking up at 1am and having to go to the bathroom. *Walks calmly to the bathroom* Finishes... *Runs quickly back to bed so nobody kills me*

  17. eouin eouin
    posted a quote
    February 16, 2011 10:35am UTC
    GF: I'm so ugly.
    BF: Yeah, about that... I wanna breakup.
    GF: wtf did i do?
    BF: I can't go out with someone who lies.
    "fave if you get it . ;)"

  18. eouin eouin
    posted a quote
    February 16, 2011 10:14am UTC
    One spelling mistake can destroy your life.
    A Husband sent this to his wife:
    I'm having a wonderful time wish you were her.
    fave if you get it ♥

  19. eouin eouin
    posted a quote
    February 16, 2011 10:02am UTC
    There was a boy
    whose first love was a girl in a picture, which he found on the street. There was a boy whose first love was a girl in a picture, which he found on the street. He picked it up and kept it. As time went by he married, but still kept it. One day, his wife found it and asked, "Where did you get this?" The man said, "I found it when i was a child.. but why are you asking?" His wife replied,
    "I lost this picture when i was seven.''♥

  20. eouin eouin
    posted a quote
    January 20, 2011 12:00pm UTC
    IF...
    you want to play with something,
    play with your dick
    not with me! ♥

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