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ambarsusana

  1. quotinglikeaboss quotinglikeaboss
    posted a quote
    September 15, 2011 5:48pm UTC
    -on a rainy day-starting school with straight hair and leaving with an affro..

  2. quotinglikeaboss quotinglikeaboss
    posted a quote
    September 16, 2011 10:52pm UTC
    HEY, you didn't tell me you were a magician!i mean who else could go from being real to fake.

  3. quotinglikeaboss quotinglikeaboss
    posted a quote
    September 16, 2011 10:59pm UTC
    hey i saw that quote before!jk i saw it 500 times.

  4. quotinglikeaboss quotinglikeaboss
    posted a quote
    September 19, 2011 6:21pm UTC
    remember when you weren't a b*tch?jk cause i don't.

  5. quotinglikeaboss quotinglikeaboss
    posted a quote
    September 19, 2011 6:23pm UTC
    i'm supposed to be writing essays for my high school application and look where i am..hey witty.

  6. quotinglikeaboss quotinglikeaboss
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    September 19, 2011 6:29pm UTC
    ah, remember the good old days?uh you're 5..

  7. quotinglikeaboss quotinglikeaboss
    posted a quote
    September 19, 2011 7:05pm UTC
    remember when i trusted you?
    yeah, big mistake.

  8. quotinglikeaboss quotinglikeaboss
    posted a quote
    September 19, 2011 7:27pm UTC
    unless your quote is stuck on the first page, it's not gonna get noticed.

  9. quotinglikeaboss quotinglikeaboss
    posted a quote
    September 19, 2011 7:55pm UTC
    w t f .q's are NOT g's.

  10. quotinglikeaboss quotinglikeaboss
    posted a quote
    September 19, 2011 7:59pm UTC
    knowing when your teacher has her period because she's being extra b*tchy.

  11. quotinglikeaboss quotinglikeaboss
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    September 19, 2011 8:08pm UTC
    before it was the "she's too young for you bro if.."now it's the "today he told me he loved me jk.."

  12. quotinglikeaboss quotinglikeaboss
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    September 19, 2011 8:15pm UTC
    "mom, can i play basketball?""honey, i've seen you play.. it would just a waste."love you too mom.♥

  13. quotinglikeaboss quotinglikeaboss
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    September 19, 2011 8:49pm UTC
    "i have no patience!"then why the hell are you a teacher..

  14. quotinglikeaboss quotinglikeaboss
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    September 20, 2011 3:51pm UTC
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    September 22, 2011 5:28pm UTC
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    September 22, 2011 5:31pm UTC
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  17. quotinglikeaboss quotinglikeaboss
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    September 22, 2011 5:47pm UTC
    admit it,we all know a couple that are just like ron and sam.

  18. quotinglikeaboss quotinglikeaboss
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    September 24, 2011 8:23pm UTC
    honey, you should know by now that the trash goes out on wednesdays.

  19. quotinglikeaboss quotinglikeaboss
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    September 24, 2011 9:12pm UTC
    the feeling after you've been spinning in a chair.

  20. quotinglikeaboss quotinglikeaboss
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    September 25, 2011 11:59am UTC
    i must be pretty lucky that i'm always the one millionth viewer on sites..

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