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  1. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    August 22, 2012 9:49am UTC
    I hate when girls go, "Oh, it's autumn/winter. I need a boyfriend to keep me warm."
    No, you can buy a coat like the rest of us singles.

  2. ChasingDreams ChasingDreams
    posted a quote
    August 23, 2012 2:21pm UTC
    Yahoo! Answers
    Resolved Question
    Help, there is a stalker man that's following me home!?
    So two weeks ago I went to this party with my friends and we knew everyone there except this one guy. At first I thought it was just me that didn't know him, but i asked my friend and a couple other people throughout the night and they said they didnt know him either. Anyways, my friend dropped me off a little ways from my house. When i was walking to my house that night the guy from the party was like slowly walking behind me. I wasn't scared at first but then when I kept crossing streets he would follow me, and when I looked at him he was smiling all funny. Anyways, I ran home and locked my door super fast after that. I was scared as heck! Today the same thing happened! I haven't told anyone yet, but now I'm scared! What should i do?
    .......................................................................................................................................
    Best Answer - Chosen by Voters
    You should move that boookshelf out of the way of the window. It's blocking my view.
    format credit jimmy365

  3. str0ng str0ng
    posted a quote
    August 10, 2012 2:16pm UTC
    I JUST WANT TO
    H O L D Y O U R H A N D , {
    (EVEN IF IT GETS SWEATY,)
    & WASTE FRIDAY NIGHTS
    >> watching really lame movies with you.

  4. _BadLuckBrian_ _BadLuckBrian_
    posted a quote
    August 6, 2012 4:02pm UTC
    BUYS LYSOL DISINFECTING WIPES.
    KILLED BY THE .1% OF GERMS.
    (look at my name to get it.)

  5. yuzermali yuzermali
    posted a quote
    August 6, 2012 5:07pm UTC
    - me watching the Olympics -
    Me: Damn boy, work it.

  6. soccerxXxbabii soccerxXxbabii
    posted a quote
    August 4, 2012 11:26am UTC
    I’ll wait for the guy that will sit through all my Disney movies.
    When we are at a restaurant, he’ll ask the waitress for crayons
    Because he knows I like to color and he won’t care what anyone thinks.
    He’ll bet me kisses that he can beat me in video games, and then cream me.
    When it’s that time of the month, he won’t run away like a coward.
    He’ll hold my hand and listen to my mean comments.
    I won’t have to dress up to be beautiful. He’ll beg me not to wear any makeup.
    He would never even consider leaving after we had a fight.
    He won’t back down when he’s right and he’ll prove me wrong.
    I’ll never have to worry about looking stupid or being judged.
    His mom will know all about me because he’ll talk about me; a lot.
    Our friends will consider use the perfect couple.
    We’ll have tickle fights and he won’t stop till I’m crying from laughing so hard.
    I’ll find cute little notes telling me how much he loves me.
    If I tell him to leave me alone, he won’t, he’ll stay there and hold me.
    He won’t care that I can’t cook, but he’ll teach me how to make our favorites.
    He’ll laugh when I fall, but help me up and whisper “its okay, I still love you.”
    I’ll be able to call him at 3 in the morning just to tell him I miss him
    And he would never get mad. He’d say I miss you too.
    When I fall asleep on the phone with him, he won’t hang up.
    He’ll stay on all night until the morning and I’ll wake up to good morning beautiful.
    He won’t care of I don’t have the smallest waist or the biggest boobs.
    To him, I’ll be perfect and he’ll love me for me.
    We’ll go on spontaneous picnic trips even if it ends up raining.
    He’ll show me off to the world; not by making out or kissing
    But just by holding my hand. He’ll get a little jealous if I talk to other guys.
    Not because he doesn’t trust me but because he’s afraid to lose me.
    He will know every single flaw of mine and won’t care about them at all.
    I love you more fights will be a constant thing between us.
    We’ll have cute nicknames for each other and no one else will know what they mean.
    He’ll be my best friend, my soul mate, my lover. And he will be there forever.
    He’ll love me as I am.
    nmf

  7. Soccerchic15 Soccerchic15
    posted a quote
    July 30, 2012 8:37pm UTC
    How many parents does it take to change a lightbulb?
    None, they'd rather complain
    about how their children haven't done it yet.
    -_-
    nmq/ format credit to: Cookiedoughformats

  8. TheMascaraSeries TheMascaraSeries
    posted a quote
    July 31, 2012 7:16pm UTC
    Scared to move forward,
    afraid to look back.
    Stuck between wanting the future,
    and missing the past.
    MY QUOTE.
    Format Credit: TheMascaraSeries.

  9. str0ng str0ng
    posted a quote
    July 21, 2012 12:41pm UTC
    HATERS HATE YOU
    AND THEY RATE YOU
    SIMPLY CAUSE
    THEY AIN'T YOU.

  10. legit7 legit7
    posted a quote
    July 18, 2012 8:22pm UTC
    WHEN
    y o u h a v e g o t a d r e a m , y o u d o n ' t j u s t
    c l i m b t h e l a t t e r h a l f w a y , y o u ' v e g o t t o
    c l i m b t o t h e t o p .
    - Cher Lloyd ♥

  11. 伤* 伤*
    posted a quote
    July 19, 2012 8:28am UTC
    "Loving someone who doesn't
    who doesn't love you
    is like waiting for a ship at the airport. "
    - Zayn Malik ♡
    format credit to OneDirection

  12. ForeverAlone_x ForeverAlone_x
    posted a quote
    July 18, 2012 1:07pm UTC
    Here's to the girls
    Who don't wake up with perfect hair. Who don't mind eating a pizza instead of salad. Who don't wear 50 pounds of makeup. Who don't like the way they look. Who don't get all the guys. Who'd rather spend the day in sweatpants than skinny jeans. Who love the comfort of baggy t-shirts. Who aren't ''popular'' but feel like it with their friends. Who stick to sneakers instead of heels. Who don't get everything they want. Who have to earn their own money. Who don't have a guy to tell them they are beautiful. Who feel ugly next to their friends. Here's to all the girls, who are just
    like me

  13. jess96 jess96
    posted a quote
    July 17, 2012 5:11pm UTC
    Stop right there.
    That's exactly where I lost it.
    See that line?
    Well I never should have crossed it.


  14. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  15. OneDirectionQuotes OneDirectionQuotes
    posted a quote
    July 16, 2012 10:56pm UTC
    "Louis is leaving the band."
    YEAH AND I'M OBAMA'S
    WHITE DAUGHTER.

:)

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