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  1. altxxx9 altxxx9
    posted a quote
    December 26, 2011 3:34pm UTC
    Love is glue that holds together everything in the world

    nmq

  2. altxxx9 altxxx9
    posted a quote
    December 26, 2011 3:21pm UTC
    got a problem with me? solve it.
    think im trippin'?tie my shoes.
    can't stand me? sit back down.
    can't face me? c turn around.
    nmq

  3. altxxx9 altxxx9
    posted a quote
    December 24, 2011 1:34pm UTC
    Type your name:alexis
    Type your name with your elbow: allexui8s
    Type your name with your eyes closed: alexis
    Type your name with your nose:alkexis
    Bash your head into the keyboard:fjmklvcu8gt
    Now repost this quote but delete my answers

  4. altxxx9 altxxx9
    posted a quote
    December 23, 2011 3:40pm UTC
    you know your in trouble if;
    your mom uses your first and middle name

  5. altxxx9 altxxx9
    posted a quote
    December 23, 2011 10:58am UTC
    100 questions. ♥
    1) Are you really ready for 100 questions? suuure.
    2) Have you ever been depressed? nah
    3) Are you a boy or girl? Girl
    4) Are you insecure? Naaah.
    5) What is your relationship status? Single..
    6) How do you want to die? Peacefully
    7) What did you last eat? spaghetty o's
    8) Played any sports? not today
    9) do you bite your nails? ew no
    10) When was your last physcial fight? idkkk
    11) Do you have an attitude? somethimesss.
    12) do you like someone? obviousllly
    13) what is your real name? alexis
    14) Ever smoked or drank? Nope.
    15) are you gonna get high later? Nope.
    16) Do you hate anyone at a moment? YES.
    17) Do you miss someone? idkkk.
    18) Twirl or cut your spaghetti? botth
    19) do you tan a lot? during the summer? yuup, beachinn it.
    20) Have any pets? Yes
    21) How exactly are you feeling? bored
    22) Ever made out in the bathroom? Nope.
    23) Ever eaten food in a car while someone or yourself is driving? Yep.
    24)would you take any of your exes back? No..
    25) Are you scared of spiders? yupp.
    26) Would you go back in time if you were given the chance? oh yeah.
    27) Do you regret anything from your past? mhmm.
    28) What are your plans for this weekend? be with friends and family
    29) Do you want to have kids? nah.
    30) Did you ever kiss someone whose name starts with an M ? Nope.
    31) Do you type fast? mhmm.
    32) Do you have piercings? how many? I Have My Ears Pierced
    33) Want any more? my nose.
    34) Can you spell well? sometimes.
    35) Do you miss anyone from your past? ehh...
    36) What are you craving right now? Nothing
    37) ever been to a bonfire party? Yup.
    38) have you ever slipped on ice? a looot.
    39) have you ever been on a horse? nooo
    40) Kissed someone in a pick up truck? Nope
    41) Have you ever broken someone's heart? yup............
    42) Have you ever been cheated on? nope
    43) have you made a boyfriend/girlfriend cry? No
    44) are you thinking of someone right now? .....
    45) would you live with someone without marrying them? the person i used to be close with and tell him everything
    46)What should you be doing right now? Nothing
    47) what's irritating you right now? Nothing
    48)Have you ever liked someone so much that it hurt? no.
    49) does somebody love you? they did.
    50) What is your favorite color? yelllow
    51) have you ever changed clothes in a vehicle? Yeppp.
    52) Milk chocolate or white chocolate? White.
    53) Do you have trust issues? sometimes...
    54) Mom's name? Cady.
    55) dad's name? Dave.
    56) Do you have a good relatinship with your parents? mhmmm.
    57) Longest relationship? Idk.
    58) Do you believe your most recent ex thinks about you? idrk.
    59) Who was the last person you cried in front of? dont remember.
    60)Do you give out second chances too easily? yep.
    61) what's your favorite sport? gymnastics.
    62) Is it easier to forgive or forget? Forgive.
    63) Is this year the best year of your life? deffinatly not.
    64) What was your child hood nickname? lexie
    65) Have you ever walked outside completely naked? No??
    66) Favorite food? spongebob mac and cheese ;p
    67) Do you beleive everything happens for a reason? Yess
    68) What is the last thing you did before you went to bed last night? watched tv
    69) Did you have a dream last night? yup and it was really weird
    70) What is the bothering you right now? nothinn.
    71) Have you ever been out of state? yupp
    72) Do you play the wii? Yepp
    73) Are you listening to music right now? Yupppp.
    74) do you like chinese food? nope
    75) Do you know your fathers b-day? july 6th.
    76) Are you afarid of the dark? sometimes ;p.
    77) is cheating on someone ever okay? nope, never.
    78) Are you mean? I can be
    79) Can you keep white shoes clean? nope ;p
    80) How many people have you fist fought? me and my friend pretended to fight, so 0
    81)Do you believe in true love? Yepp.
    82) Favorite weather? sunnnnnny
    83) Do you like the snow?only on christmasss
    84) Does it snow a lot where you live? depends
    85) Do you like the outside? when its warm
    86) Are you currently bored? yupp
    87) Do you wanna get married? mhmm
    88) Is it cute when a boy/girl calls you baby? ehhhh.
    89) Are you hungry? yup.
    90) Have you ever made out for more than a half hour straight? Nope.
    91) Do you like the beach? Yepp.
    92) What makes you happy? a lot of things.
    93) Would you change your name? Nope.
    94) Ever been to alaska? Nope.
    95) Ever been to Hawaii? Nope.
    96) Do you watch the news? Nope.
    97) What's your zodiac sign? i have 2, but i dont remember them.
    98) Are you nice? yuppp.
    99) Who is the person you trust most? my best friend.
    100) do you like subway? Yep.

  6. altxxx9 altxxx9
    posted a quote
    December 23, 2011 10:31am UTC
    that moment when;
    you wake up in the morning and you weeker than steve urkel

  7. altxxx9 altxxx9
    posted a quote
    December 22, 2011 3:53pm UTC
    first you said you were into me, so i fell into your trap
    then you asked me out, so i said yes
    you said you loved me, so i fell in love with you
    you said i was the one, so i believed you
    \\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\
    then we broke up because my best friend is more gorgous than me....

  8. altxxx9 altxxx9
    posted a quote
    December 22, 2011 3:22pm UTC
    heres to the girls;
    that witty is their only escape

  9. altxxx9 altxxx9
    posted a quote
    December 22, 2011 3:20pm UTC
    heres to the girls;
    that are absolutly beautiful but are told other wise

  10. altxxx9 altxxx9
    posted a quote
    December 22, 2011 3:18pm UTC
    heres to the girls;
    that are stronger than they think

  11. altxxx9 altxxx9
    posted a quote
    December 22, 2011 3:15pm UTC
    heres to the girls;
    whos insecurities take control over their mind

  12. altxxx9 altxxx9
    posted a quote
    December 21, 2011 11:05pm UTC
    heres to the girls;
    with a broken heart
    but mended it with fake love

  13. altxxx9 altxxx9
    posted a quote
    December 20, 2011 2:23pm UTC
    Did you know that every night before you go to sleep there is one person of the opposite gender thinking of you? They want to kiss you, they want to be with you, they are always thinking about you. This is all true and not fake! If you repost this in 5 minutes the person that is longing to be with you will approach you within one month and ask you out, or grab you, and kiss you

  14. altxxx9 altxxx9
    posted a quote
    December 19, 2011 8:38pm UTC
    that awkward moment;
    when the only notification i get on facebook is
    a words with friends request

  15. altxxx9 altxxx9
    posted a quote
    December 19, 2011 8:28pm UTC
    heres my hand
    if youll take it

  16. altxxx9 altxxx9
    posted a quote
    December 19, 2011 8:21pm UTC
    heres to the girls
    who keep a smile
    on even at the
    worst

  17. altxxx9 altxxx9
    posted a quote
    December 19, 2011 8:12pm UTC
    Got 33 seconds to repost this or your mom dies in 33 days
    not taking any chances...

  18. altxxx9 altxxx9
    posted a quote
    December 19, 2011 7:51pm UTC
    "Repost this if you love your dad. If you don't he'll die in 12 days."
    sorry, not taking a chance.

  19. altxxx9 altxxx9
    posted a quote
    December 19, 2011 11:53am UTC
    ♥Perfect boyfriend
    • leave her cute messages
    • kiss her in front of your friends
    • tell her she looks beautiful
    • look into her eyes when you talk to her
    • let her mess with your hair
    • forgive her for her mistakes
    • hold her hand when you're around your friends AND in private.
    • let her fall asleep in your arms.
    • stay up all night with her when she's sick
    • watch her favorite movie with her
    • come up and grab her by the waist
    Remember This:
    • don't talk about other girls around her.
    • let her know she's important.
    • kiss her in the pouring rain
    • when you fall in love with her, tell her
    :;Guys repost as:
    I'd do this for her.
    Girls repost as:
    Perfect boyfriend.
    --if you don't repost this in four minutes
    you will lose the one you love. :)
    If you do repost this in four minutes
    the one you like/love will:
    -call you
    -kiss you
    -message you

  20. altxxx9 altxxx9
    posted a quote
    December 19, 2011 12:06am UTC
    like if you love your mom repost or shell die at 11

:)

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