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My name is unimportant.  But, if you really must know, you may ask.  I won't tell you if you don't care.
I dislike multiple things.  However, I like just about the same amount - if not more.
- I dislike when things are red, white, & blue.  You may say I'm not patriotic, I don't mind, I just find it annoying.
- I dislike people who:  talkk likee thiss  OR lyke disz OR LIKE THIS.  Those all frustrate me.  Please, if you want to talk to me, type normally.  No need for caps unless you absolutely feel like whatever you say wouldn't be the same without them.
- I sing, and I write and I act  and I will be famous some day.  Not witty famous, no.  Nothing of the sort.  No, I mean, on the big screen, or up on stage, maybe on Broadway.  Who knows?  On the off chance I do become famous this will stay my witty account unless stated otherwise. Don't. Believe. Fakes.
-On that note, no jocking... please.  It doesn't make anyone happy.  And, if you find comfort in annoying people in such a way, I'd rather you didn't speak to me anyway.
- I love sleeping.  Oh so much.
- My life is ultimately average and not much happens that is amazingly exciting.
- I'm currently very tired.
- I am secretly a sugarglider.  You don't know what that is?  You should google it.  We will take over the world with seals and cats.  You have been warned.
- I'm 13, and in 8th grade.  I don't have a problem with my school, aside from the whores.
- If I don't become famous, my profession will be psychiatry, minoring in drama.
- Not jr. high/high school drama.  I hate that.  No, I mean, acting/drama.
- I'm shivering uncontrollably.  I get cold very easily.
- It's a pretty good chance my quotes are 100% mine.  On the off chance they're not, I'm sorry if I don't give credit, I forget sometimes.  You'll live.
- I am utterly in love with English accents and the German language.  You can deal.
- I'm not sure I believe in God.  However, if you do, I won't judge you.  If you don't, I won't judge you. 
I never use His name in vain.  I say oh my gosh or oh my goodness.  I do also pray to Him when I feel it absolutely necessary such as when my cousin got a brain tumor or my brother went to marine boot camp.
- I won't judge.  I'm very diverse.  That includes blacks, asians, gays, lesbians, cross dressers, bisexuals, everything. 
- If you're still reading this... I love you :D
- I base my font choice off of how adorable this >> ^-^ << face looks in said font.
- I. Am. So. Effing. Tired.
- I find redundancy silly.  However, I'm known to be redundant.
- And sarcastic.
- I'm suspected of having ADHD.  No doctors have said that, just my friends.
- I hate labels just as much as the next person, but I constantly hate them.  I don't just hate them when my "friends" hate them.
- Speaking of.  I have no "friends" only friends.  I don't tolerate fake friends.  Don't be one.
- Ducks are plotting your demise.
- That is all.  Too-da-loo

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Sunday 20.9.09 13:26 P.M.
Went and slept over at my friend Emily's house yesterday :D  It was fun, we ate raw pasta.  Messed around with her iPod... fun things like that.  Yeah... I have to go someone in about an hour, auditions for a musical.  Yes.  fun.... FUN stuff... yeah. bye.

Friday 18.9.09 17:26 P.M.
Just spent, like, an hour at my friend Synclaire's house :D We spent basically the whole time talking about Mikey J. and how amazing he is.  I'm slowly overcoming my bronchitis :D when I laugh I start up in a hacking cough... but it dims to a low wheeze xD  I'm off to my dad's in maybe half an hour or so... he has no internet so I won't be on.  I haven't gotten around to finishing my about section, and I don't believe I will anytime soon... maybe on Sunday... or after I pack.  I just need to finish it up so it wasn't a huge waste of time for Everlongs_layouts.  After all, it's amazing :D I really appreciate it... I kind of miss my brother, Steve... He's a marine and is in North Carolina training seeing as how he's recently finished boot camp... in August he finished... Seems so long ago...  Also, I GOT A PART IN THE FALL DRAMA :D We're doing "A Night Of Horrors" with the three short dramas The Monkey's Paw, A Ghost Story, and The Baby Sitter.  I'm in the baby sitter and my character's name is.... Sharon?  Or something.  If you have any idea on what I'm talking about, gimme a holler :D Thanks!  Pease ^_^

Friday 18.9.09 12:27 A.M.
I've just switched from Internet Explorer to Firefox :D So far I'm happy with the change...  and, who knew the first thing I'd write in this shmancy new profile - courtesy of Everlongs_layouts - is a journal entry?  You may have noticed I put the date in slightly weird.  That's simply because I love the UK and Germany and THAT is how they write it.  I've been home sick for two days with bronchitis, oh, the joy... I'm going back today though, and it's Friday... so... whatevs... And - even better - I can't participate in Gym :D Oh how I hate that dreaded 7th period, A Day class. *shudders*  Oh yes, I'm catching up on homework, I shall continue I suppose... Pease Out :D (I'm aware peace is spelled wrong.  inside joke with mah best friend Jack ^-^)


Love146 is an organization that is working to stop child sex trafficking.  1.6 children are sold every minute for this purpose and Love146 needs help to stop that.  Go to www.love146.org to learn more... And, I know I sound like I've been like... hired... to do this, but I haven't.  I'm just fighting for what's right.  You should be too.  Imagine being 8 years old with a name, a family, and a home.  And then, imagine being sold... having it all taken away.  You're name stripped from you and being replaced with a number.  You've been sold to a brothel where you'll stay behind glass as the life is slowly stolen from you as you're repetitively beaten and raped by men who pay to do so.  You'll wear red dresses everyday, never getting to hear "I love you" from someone close to your heart because they've all gone away.  You've been taken from them and you can't do a thing about it.  Men older than you by 10-40+ years will be staring at you while you sit around in a room with a large glass window staring at a T.V... but you're to far away to watch it, to understand what's happening.  And you realise your only hope is that suddenly no one will want you, suddenly no one will come.  But, where will you go then?  Would you go back home?  Would you roam the streets making money the only way you know how?  Through sex?  Prostitutional sex.  At the young age of 8.  You'll be professional by the age of 11 or sooner.  You ignore the fact that you could get sick, you could die... you don't care.  You just want the money, the money that takes the pain away.  When you've got money you can buy whatever you need... more likely whatever you want.  When you've got the extra cash, who spends it on what they need?  Of course, you'd start small.  Food, an apartment maybe.  Searching for a place to belong, but not for love.  For loveless sex... at the young age of 8.  For sex itself at the young age of 8.  Little girls like this are what LOVE146 is trying to prevent.  Little girls sold as commodities.  Love protects, love defends, love restores, love empowers.  We are LOVE 146.
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Lyric of the week: You don't look a day over fast cars and freedom. -Fast Cars and Freedom by: Rascal Flatts
  1. almostparadise almostparadise
    posted a quote
    June 30, 2010 2:38am UTC
    Cross out the things you've done.
    Graduated high school.
    Kissed someone.
    Smoked a cigarette.
    Got so drunk you passed out.
    rode every ride at an amusement park
    Collected something really stupid.
    Gone to a rock concert.
    Helped someone.
    Gone fishing.
    Watched four movies in one night.
    Gone long periods of time with out sleep.
    Lied to someone
    Snorted cocaine.
    Failed a class.
    Smoked weed.
    Dealt drugs.
    Been in a car accident.
    Been in a tornado.
    Done hard drugs (i.e. ecstasy, heroin, crack, meth, acid).
    Watched someone die.
    Been to a funeral.
    Burned yourself.
    ran a marathon
    Cried yourself to sleep.
    Spent over $200 in one day.
    Flown on a plane.
    Cheated on someone.
    Been cheated on.
    Written a 10 page letter.
    Gone skiing.
    Been sailing.
    Cut yourself.
    Had a best friend.
    Lost someone you loved.
    Shoplifted something.
    Been to jail.
    Dangerously close to being in jail.
    Had detention.
    Skipped school.
    Got in trouble for something you didn’t do.
    Stolen books from the library.
    Gone to a different country
    Dropped out of school.
    Been in a mental hospital.
    Watched the “Harry Potter” movies.
    Had an online diary.
    Fired a gun.
    Had a yard sale.
    Had a lemonade stand.
    Actually made money at the lemonade stand.
    Been in a school play.
    Been fired from a job.
    Taken a lie detector test.
    Swam with dolphins.
    Gone to sea world.
    Voted for someone on a reality TV show.
    Written poetry.
    Read more than 20 books a year.
    Gone to Europe.
    Loved someone you shouldn’t have.
    Used a coloring book over age 12.
    Had surgery.
    Had stitches.
    Taken a taxi.
    Seen the Washington Monument.
    Had more than 5 IM’s/online conversations going at once.
    Overdosed.
    Had a drug or alcohol problem.
    Been in a fist fight.
    Suffered any form of abuse.
    Had a hamster.
    Pet a wild animal.
    Used a credit card.
    Gone surfing in California.
    Did “spirit day” at school.
    Dyed your hair.
    Got a tattoo.
    Had something pierced.
    Got straight A’s.
    Been on the Honor Roll.
    Known someone with HIV or AIDS.
    Taken pictures with a webcam.
    Started a fire.

  2. almostparadise almostparadise
    posted a quote
    June 16, 2010 11:03pm UTC
    When we're older and it doesn't count anymore,
    I'm going to tell you how I feel about you now.
    original[:

  3. almostparadise almostparadise
    posted a quote
    September 17, 2009 3:58pm UTC
    © - © - © - © - © - © - © - © - © - © - ©
    yes, I believe in love, yes, I'm a dreamer.
    but, I'm not alone. There are more of us
    than you suspect. and we've got bombs.
    Truth and beauty bombs.x.x.x.x.

  4. almostparadise almostparadise
    posted a quote
    September 17, 2009 2:44pm UTC
    there's a whole world down in the ocean.
    filled with talking shrimp,
    AND BOYS WHO CALL YOU BACK .....
    but my breath won't hold long enough.
    ♥-♥-♥-♥-♥-♥-♥-♥-♥-♥-♥-

  5. almostparadise almostparadise
    posted a quote
    September 17, 2009 1:54pm UTC
    i CAN'T HELP iT iF YOU
    CAN'T UNDERSTAND
    i'M SiMPLY
    high on life.
    ==©==

  6. almostparadise almostparadise
    posted a quote
    September 17, 2009 1:29pm UTC
    don't lie to me
    BUT DON'T HURT ME WiTH THE TRUTH a©©

  7. almostparadise almostparadise
    posted a quote
    September 17, 2009 1:21pm UTC
    sometimes
    ©© life just seems like chapters of goodbye ©©

  8. almostparadise almostparadise
    posted a quote
    September 17, 2009 1:10pm UTC
    AND iT STiLL GiVES ME CHiLLS
    to maybe pretend
    YOU'LL CARE TODAY
    MY LOVE

  9. almostparadise almostparadise
    posted a quote
    September 17, 2009 12:52pm UTC
    in all
    .x h .x o .x n .x e .x s .x t .x y.x
    i'm done believing you'll care enough to catch me
    .WHEN.i.FALL..

  10. almostparadise almostparadise
    posted a quote
    September 16, 2009 5:38pm UTC
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  11. almostparadise almostparadise
    posted a quote
    September 16, 2009 5:11pm UTC
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  12. almostparadise almostparadise
    posted a quote
    September 2, 2009 3:50am UTC
    [[ Ah, look at all the lonely people ]]
    They're the reason why you need
    thatboy
    the reason why you need that one
    extrahour
    the reason why you listen to the radio waiting for
    thatsong
    " W h a t s o n g ? "
    you ask? Why, you know the one. The song that gives you the shakes.
    That sends your stomach spiraling towards the ground.
    That shoots his picture into your mind faster than you thought
    Possible.
    Yes, that song. The song that you accompany to his very soul.
    You understand, don't you?
    No? Let me explain it a tad bit better.
    The song that you accompany
    WithLove.
    Aha! I saw the light bulb flicker on.
    Glad you get the picture.
    Well, let me tell you something. In 50 years,
    that boy probably won't matter. That song will
    only be a dim reminder of what was.
    And, what was may have been good, amazing even.
    But, it may have been bad, horrid even.
    No telling what now will look like in the future.
    But, do your best to make it bright and worth living.
    You're only promised "now" there's no contract
    Ensuring
    that you'll have tomorrow.
    Think about it when you're, i don't know, listening to
    T h a t S o n g .

  13. almostparadise almostparadise
    posted a quote
    September 2, 2009 2:44am UTC
    'believeitornot'
    she thought. 'the closest thing to magic is music. why else would priests sing in church?
    why else would music be all around the world and known by everyone that's ever walked the Earth?'
    >if i can't have magic]]
    that was the answer. it was music. it could fix everything. it all made perfect sense'
    "how did i not see it before?" she mumbled to herself.
    "music makes everything ok. when i see that boy, the boy that plays with my heart.
    when it all happens so fast, i can fall back on my music. it's all that i really need.
    break it all down and a girl always turns to her music. i'm no different, really, i'm not.
    i may have my faults, but everyone does." she didn't even mind she was standing,
    unprotected in the pouring rain. times like this made her think.
    she walked down the street, her thumbs in her pockets, living in a dream.
    she found herself in the park, where she had always come when she was down.
    when he had just not wanted her enough. when her parents had divorced.
    the rain was running down her face along with a single tear, shimmering
    in the moonlight, dancing to the ground. she put the ear buds in her ears, turning on
    her music. she listened to the Beatles and raised her face to the rain, accepting it and
    asking for it to accept her in return. she closed her eyes and pictured his face
    and she whispered:
    iloveyou

  14. almostparadise almostparadise
    posted a quote
    August 26, 2009 3:32am UTC
    It's ok, I know you're jealous of my
    Sparkly, SpongeBob, Bubble Fruit toothpaste.
    Don't be ashamed...
    [[ I WOULD BE, TOO ]]
    (c) almostparadise

  15. almostparadise almostparadise
    posted a quote
    August 10, 2009 2:53am UTC
    Alright.
    This contest thing is getting a slight bit out of hand.
    Yes, I entered ONE because that person had added a comment on my page telling me about it and I couldn't just ignore that.
    However, this is inSANE.
    I'm reading things like "prizes include me following you"
    [ I don't see the privilege. ]
    You should follow people because you like their quotes, not because they won a lame contest.
    People are making their prizes SoundLikePrivileges.
    I don't see the >point<
    I could just be insane, but I'm pretty sure enough people agree with me.
    I don't mind if no one does.
    Just putting out my opinion.

  16. almostparadise almostparadise
    posted a quote
    August 9, 2009 1:08am UTC
    It's kindof amazing
    -when you think about it-
    There's a force stronger than us out there.
    And it happened to trip me.
    I fell head first right into your arms.
    And following the fall,
    My cheeks were flushed with happiness
    And my heart beat 38726495029789.467 miles per second.
    Looks like we've got ourselves a winner.
    And...
    It's kindof amazing
    WHENYOUTHiNKABOUT_iT
    FOR X3_NEVER_LET_GO'S CONTEST

  17. almostparadise almostparadise
    posted a quote
    July 25, 2009 8:18pm UTC
    I'm sure I'm not the only one who knows how
    AbsolutelyAnnoying
    It is when you know how you're feeling and you
    Can't_PutItInQuoteForm
    (c)almostparadise

  18. almostparadise almostparadise
    posted a quote
    July 6, 2009 12:59pm UTC
    +& I've got this feeling. I know I love someone.
    My biggest problem is I haven't met him yet.
    But he's out there. He's gotta be. This little thing called
    FATE TOLD ME SO.

  19. almostparadise almostparadise
    posted a quote
    June 27, 2009 2:02pm UTC
    When he opened up the gates for you, you better moonwalk through,
    MOONWALK THROUGH.
    -Moonwalking In Heaven
    -R.I.P. Mike J... you will be missed...
    Btw, I feel obligated to inform all witty users,
    Michael Jackson's name was cleared of all
    charges pressed against him... It turns out
    The guys father just wanted money from Mike...
    And to ruin him... and it worked... So, I know
    Mike had a screwed up life towards the end.
    But it's nice to know people always loved him...
    Love you Mike... hope you're happy(:

  20. almostparadise almostparadise
    posted a quote
    June 15, 2009 10:38pm UTC
    What do you say you and me
    sail away and never look back
    Not.Even.For.A.Second

:)

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