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livexbabyyy
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May 16, 2010 4:15pm UTC

and your eyes
when i saw them for the
first time
knew that I was gonna love you for a long time

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teamedward1901
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November 9, 2009 6:22pm UTC

MLIA♥
Today, I was using the toilet only to find that I was out of toilet paper. Out of habit I texted my mom to ask her if she could bring a roll of tp to the bathroom. I then realized that I'm in college and live in the dorms, about an hour away from my parents' house. An hour or so later my mom showed up with toilet paper. Guess whose mommy loves them?
aha. i love mlia!!

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lil_shawty
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November 1, 2009 9:51am UTC

&+Am i the only one
who thinks Facebook should have a
DISLIKE button?!
<3 sorry, kind of venting, but i mean seriously they should put one of those in there!!

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meggieb131
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November 1, 2009 11:09am UTC

And am I the only one on witty
who can't keep track of the thousands of
top quotes that say the same thing every time:
"Yeah, his smile is the best thing in the world," or "He takes my breath away."
It's like,
there are so many quotes about lovey-dovey stuff
and girls wanting guys so badly
that wityprofiles.com should be called
ireallywantyousogetyourbuttoverhereandkissme.com.

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ForeverYoung_
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October 31, 2009 7:47pm UTC

I'll x leave x my x window x open x 'cause x I'm x too x tired x tonight x to x call x your x name
Just know I'm right here hoping
you'll come in with the rain

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XahmazingXquotesXforXyouX
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October 31, 2009 7:07pm UTC

Welcome to Middle School :
where you have to be 99% fake with a hint of
x _________________bitch to fit in

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harpersxxislandxx
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October 31, 2009 8:50pm UTC

Today, my father called me to ask where I was. I quickly replied in Spanish class. He said "Sorry" and hung up. Today is Saturday, I've never taken Spanish, and he called me on the HOUSE phone.
MLIA. <3
mylifeisaverage.com

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harpersxxislandxx
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October 31, 2009 9:01pm UTC

Today for Halloween, I had to pass out candy to the little kids. When I looked to my neighbor's yard, he just left a bucket full of candy with a sign saying "Please take two" and there was a garbage can right next to it. I saw a little kid laugh and try to take a handful, until my neighbor popped out of the trash can in a mask yelling " I SAID TAKE TWO!" The kid ran away crying. This happened about 18 more times.
MLIA

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LucyChanDesu
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October 31, 2009 7:09pm UTC

It's Time For Me To Say This, Addressing All You Guys.
[Except for all the drag queens, who deserve a nobel prize)
But the straight guys, they don't realize, what we go through everyday, and it's alot.
Now it's time for all us females to remind you just in case you all forgot,
The seven things guys don't have to do!
Shave legs, Give birth, Aunt flow, Wear skirts, Wax armpits, Hey it hurts!
Wear pantyhoes, and paint your toes, too. High heels, Pluck brows, Skip meals, Count pounds,
(Some girls have to carry heavy mounds)
We're way past seven now but I'll keep going anyhow.
Uncomfy thongs, Tight bras, Tampons, Blow our money on beauty salons, Flat iron burns.
&&health concerns From hair dye fumes. And the reason why We do these crazy things
That we do, Is we do it for you.

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meganspoppin
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October 21, 2009 9:19pm UTC

&&i hate it when;
people have a photo,
and their caption is "me"
[ooh really, i couldn't tell!]
(; does it bug yoou too?

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Sabby9523
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October 10, 2009 8:46pm UTC

his Neon skinny jeans - $60
his tight 'All Time Low' band tee - $35
his Batman boxers - $15
seeing all of them on your bedroom floor
P R I C E L E S S .
credit to the edit.

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mhmm_itz_lexi
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October 19, 2009 10:40pm UTC

Today,
My teacher asked my class what we wanted to be when we grew up.
Most people wanted to be
-athletes
-movie stars
-actresses
-fashion designers
and what not.
When we got to me I smiled and said "UPS driver" I got weird looks from the entire class, and it was silent. I thought it would e best for me to explain, so I said,
"Well, for starters, you get to drive with the fricken door open, man. Two, you can listen to your ipod all day and you don't have to deal with people, because I'm not good at that. You get to wear brown shorts, and you always look like a pimp. Your biggest problem is when there's some rabid dog, but then I could just throw the package, and hope it's not fragile. And finally, you get to play a game at every house. You know what game I'm talking about, whenever the guy rings the doorbell, and you open the door, he's already driving away. It's like, WHOAAAA, ninja driver!
but it's okay, because I already know the secret
(There isn't a door on the truck, so you can just hop in)
I got extra credit, for not being afraid to express myself.

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LYNNiE96
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October 18, 2009 5:01pm UTC

I Know Your Type...
boy you're dangerous yeah,
you're that guy i'd be stupid to trust
but just one night couln't be so wrong
you make me wanna lose control

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stsx0x
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October 18, 2009 4:49pm UTC

I'm breaking my heart
[ t o n i g h t ] so you can ____________x
see what's inside
iconatorrrrr,
not mine. half color

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