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alliewudtke

1. alliewudtke
   posted a quote
   April 12, 2012 4:19pm UTC
   The thing about "your mom" jokes is that they're all old& over used..
   Like your mom.
   
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2. alliewudtke
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   March 31, 2012 11:21am UTC
   ❒ Single ❒ Taken
   ✔ I actually have standards, unlike most people.
   
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3. alliewudtke
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   March 11, 2012 4:32pm UTC
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4. alliewudtke
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   March 11, 2012 4:24pm UTC
   I hope Snooki doesn't have problems delivering her baby. She'd hate to hear the doctor say "we have a little situation here"
   
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5. alliewudtke
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   March 11, 2012 4:17pm UTC
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6. alliewudtke
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   March 1, 2012 8:24pm UTC
   .
   what doesn't kill you, makes you stronger.
   .
   format: alnicholas
   
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7. alliewudtke
   posted a quote
   February 18, 2012 11:41pm UTC
   REAL CONVERSATION.
   Why don't you put spaces between your "i love you's"?(:
   no spaces, no hesitations.
   OMG;MARRY ME NOW.(:
   
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8. alliewudtke
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   February 13, 2012 9:31pm UTC
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9. alliewudtke
   posted a quote
   January 23, 2012 6:38pm UTC
   t⚛
   Friends turn to
   foes,
   like vigins turn to
   Hoes.
   format by neversaynever16
   follow for a follow :)
   format by neversaynever16
   follow for a follow :)
   
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10. alliewudtke
    posted a quote
    January 12, 2012 7:15pm UTC
    I won't be impressed with technology, until it can download foood.
    
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11. alliewudtke
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    January 12, 2012 7:02pm UTC
    Black is beautiful.
    White is beautiful.
    Asian is beautiful.
    Hispanic is beautiful.
    Fat is beautiful.
    Skinny is beautiful.
    You are b e a u t i f u l . ♥ ♥
    
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12. alliewudtke
    posted a quote
    December 22, 2011 5:40pm UTC
    You know what's sexy?
    Correct Grammer.
    Format by Sandrasaurus
    
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13. alliewudtke
    posted a quote
    December 22, 2011 5:35pm UTC
    I just wanted to tell you,
    that you are
    Beautiful.
    Format by Sandrasaurus
    
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14. alliewudtke
    posted a quote
    December 22, 2011 5:24pm UTC
    Having a rough night?
    Place your hand over your heart.
    Feel that?
    That's called purpose, your alive for a reason.
    Don't give up.♥
    Format by Sandrasaurus
    
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15. alliewudtke
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    December 22, 2011 5:14pm UTC
    //////////////////////////////
    &Mascara always beats boys, 'cause
    boys walk, mascra runs♥
    format © RawriEatKidsx3
    
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16. alliewudtke
    posted a quote
    November 30, 2011 8:08pm UTC
    *****
    Victoria Secret Girls,
    Go.
    Eat.
    A.
    Damn.
    Cupcake..
    *****
    Format by Sandrasaurus
    
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17. alliewudtke
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    November 27, 2011 8:09pm UTC
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18. alliewudtke
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    November 27, 2011 4:39pm UTC
    Follow for Follow?
    <3.nmf. <3
    
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19. alliewudtke
    posted a quote
    November 10, 2011 5:34pm UTC
    ThatAwkwardMomentwhen. . .
    Y o u R e l i z eF a c e b o o k,
    H a sM a d eM o r eCh a n g e sT h a n
    O b a ma .
    <3
    
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