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  1. alliewashuur alliewashuur
    posted a quote
    September 25, 2010 11:54am UTC
    Spongebob;
    Remember Patrick , flatter the customer, make him feel good.
    Patrick;
    I love you ♥

  2. alliewashuur alliewashuur
    posted a quote
    September 24, 2010 11:41pm UTC
    Black Kid; Its okay... I know
    I'm adopted.
    White Dad; OH. MY. GOD! *bangs fist on cabniet*
    WHO TOLD HIM?!
    Easy A♥
    l ma o xD

  3. alliewashuur alliewashuur
    posted a quote
    September 20, 2010 6:05pm UTC
    Girl; " Did you paint that?"
    Teacher; " Why, yes I did! Aren't I so talented?"
    Girl; " ...Can I touch it?"
    Teacher; " NO."
    Girl; " But that's how I learn!! I like to touch things!!"
    Teacher; "I like to touch things too, but..."
    Other Girl; " I LIKE TO LICK THINGS! :D"
    Teacher; "Meeee tooo ;]"
    LMFAO
    n e w f a v o r i t e c l a s s? Y E S .
    English Class xD True story!
    not my format(:

  4. alliewashuur alliewashuur
    posted a quote
    September 18, 2010 11:34pm UTC
    Amaz ing Grac e ;
    how sweet the sound,
    that saved a wretch like me♥

  5. alliewashuur alliewashuur
    posted a quote
    September 18, 2010 11:10pm UTC
    "Have you ever ran through a subway station naked, screaming;
    'I love bacon!' and waving a lampshade in people's faces demanding them to sniff it?
    Yeah... me neither."

  6. alliewashuur alliewashuur
    posted a quote
    September 16, 2010 5:49pm UTC
    "Why does everyone say we're killing the environment ;
    when I think it was the 60's
    and the movie Hairspray that did more damage."
    Not mine xD that's what by friend said on FB<3

  7. alliewashuur alliewashuur
    posted a quote
    September 12, 2010 4:33pm UTC
    MY HEART STOPS WHEN YOU LOOK AT ME
    LOL, JK!
    EVERY TIME I SEE YOU I WANNA PUNCH YOU IN THE FREAKIN' FACE!

  8. alliewashuur alliewashuur
    posted a quote
    August 2, 2010 4:31am UTC
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  9. alliewashuur alliewashuur
    posted a quote
    July 10, 2010 7:15pm UTC
    Type your name with your nose! and plz keep it going
    alrxa- Alexa....
    bridgtet- Bridgette, lol.
    vanessdsa- Vanessa :D ahhahahahhha!
    daqsey6- casey! waoh
    lilly- Lilly (: yay!
    daruibn- Darin
    racheol- Rachel almost!!!!!
    skye- Skye ;) woohoo.
    erica: Erica
    bella: Bella =D
    briana: yay (:
    kaitet- katieee (: Danggg
    beca- haha i was so close it's becca!
    marea- haha i did it!!
    t5q54qa-hahaha tara i suck! my nose is too fat!
    kayla-haha i did it!!
    to4f9i-not even close its tori
    taylo944r- taylor
    szs m m b- wow wayy offf [ [ Sammy ] ]
    emily-emily :] yay!
    ALYSSA-YEAH IM GOOD!
    emily - emily!!!! hhahahah i diid ittt
    ally -- Ally:)DID IT!
    katoy6jh - Kaitlyn not close!:( lol
    kj95tqh-Morgan LOL
    angeloaq-Angela-SO CLOSE!!!! lol
    q4iannq- lol close arianna [:
    kristennnnnn haha its kristen im good!
    shakyna =D oops so close Shayna
    abbhy- abby aww sooo close :(
    hyannah-hannah almost did it!
    shaylyn- woohoo i did it!!! :D
    riley- yay!! i did it its not that hardd :]]
    seanna- seanna yay its kinda hard unless you do iy cross eyed
    juulia- Julia! haha veryy closee!
    ermy - whoop i made it!
    michelle - Yayy! I Did it :D
    ksgie- Katie yeah not so good
    tqylo5- Ahh pretty close Taylor
    alloie - Allie (: So close! haha :)

  10. alliewashuur alliewashuur
    posted a quote
    July 10, 2010 6:41pm UTC
    Anyone else?
    Still blow bubbles in their chocolate milk?(:

  11. alliewashuur alliewashuur
    posted a quote
    July 10, 2010 5:24pm UTC
    There are 6,470,818,671 people in the world.
    Some are running scared
    Some are coming home
    Some tell lies to make it through the day
    Others, are just now facing the truth
    Some are evil men at war with good
    And some are good struggling with evil
    6 billion people in the world
    6 billion souls
    and sometimes, all you need it one♥

  12. alliewashuur alliewashuur
    posted a quote
    July 10, 2010 5:01pm UTC
    It ain't fiction just a natural fact, we come together cuz
    OPPOSITES ATTRACT<3
    {Paula Abdul}

  13. alliewashuur alliewashuur
    posted a quote
    July 10, 2010 4:05pm UTC
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  14. alliewashuur alliewashuur
    posted a quote
    July 9, 2010 2:19am UTC
    CONGRATULATIONS!
    You'veJustwasted 7SecondsOfYourLife
    ReadingThis :)
    {tee-hehe} (;

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