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alli12

1. alli12
   posted a quote
   October 13, 2012 9:10pm UTC
   YOUR WHOLE PERSONALITY CHANGES WHENEVER YOU USE YRR FINGER AS A MUSTACHE:*
   
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2. alli12
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   October 13, 2012 9:08pm UTC
   IF ITS NOT ON THE FIRST PAGE OF GOOGLE, IT DOESNT EXIST:/
   
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3. alli12
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   October 13, 2012 9:06pm UTC
   friends dont let friends do stupid things....ALONE
   
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4. alli12
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   October 13, 2012 9:02pm UTC
   when yr @ someone's house:
   normal people: wht a lovely house
   me: whts yr wifi password
   
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5. alli12
   posted a quote
   October 13, 2012 9:00pm UTC
   a peom by patrick star
   "rose r red"
   "violets r blue"
   "i have to go to the bathroom
   
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6. alli12
   posted a quote
   September 15, 2012 11:04pm UTC
   woof
   bark
   meoq
   cluck
   oink
   turtle<3*****
   
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7. alli12
   posted a quote
   May 20, 2012 8:42pm UTC
   float like a butterfly
   sting like a ray
   sleep like a baby<3<3<3
   
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8. alli12
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   February 21, 2012 1:01pm UTC
   im not SHORT!!
   im
   FUN SIZE!!<33
   
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9. alli12
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   February 21, 2012 12:57pm UTC
   im the type of person that can watch hundreds of horror movies & not get scared but would scream at the top of my lungs when toast pops out of the toaster!!!<33
   
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10. alli12
    posted a quote
    January 25, 2012 8:03pm UTC
    yr the ice to my cream
    yr the cocoa to my puffs
    yr the M to my M&M's
    yr the help to my mend
    but mostly...
    YR THE BEST TO MY FRIEND<3
    
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11. alli12
    posted a quote
    January 25, 2012 7:54pm UTC
    when nothing goes
    right go..........
    LEFT
    
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12. alli12
    posted a quote
    January 25, 2012 7:48pm UTC
    SOMETIMES
    I pretend that I am
    :) NORMAL (:
    But that gets really-really
    BORING.
    So I go back to.....
    BEING
    MYSELF<3
    
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13. alli12
    posted a quote
    January 25, 2012 7:39pm UTC
    Im sooo sad!!!:(
    my pet rock died
    today!!!!!:((((((((((
    
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14. alli12
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    January 16, 2012 10:57am UTC
    the heart has its reasons,
    which reason does not know:)
    
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15. alli12
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    January 16, 2012 10:43am UTC
    love is like heaven,,,,,,,
    but it can hurt like hell.:///
    
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16. alli12
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    January 15, 2012 11:27pm UTC
    i dont suffer from insanity,
    i enjoy every minute of it!
    
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17. alli12
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    January 15, 2012 11:20pm UTC
    i <3 when a kid would write like this!!!!!!
    jkfhjkbvurigbrieguhujtbwuirgh
    
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18. alli12
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    January 15, 2012 10:16pm UTC
    if the music is too loud!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    then yr too old!!!:P
    
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19. alli12
    posted a quote
    January 14, 2012 10:58pm UTC
    i dropped a tear in the ocean.
    the day u find it is the day i will stop
    missing u <3333333333333
    
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20. alli12
    posted a quote
    January 14, 2012 10:54pm UTC
    dont gain the world
    and lose yr soul
    wisdom is better
    than
    silver & gold
    
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