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Member Since: 21 Oct 2011 08:12pm

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alezisk
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October 25, 2011 7:16pm UTC

i hate it when you take forever to message me back. but, i love the responses that i get when you take your time :)

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alezisk
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October 23, 2011 4:44pm UTC

Sorry...
I don't have enough tokens to continue playing your games!
Game Over!

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alezisk
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October 23, 2011 4:39pm UTC

if you don't like the horns,.. don't mess with the bull ;)

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alezisk
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October 23, 2011 4:35pm UTC

If you don't want me to make fun of you,
why oh why do you give me soooooooo
much material to work with?!

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alezisk
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October 21, 2011 8:47pm UTC

I built a wall around my heart
not to keep people out, but to see who would be willing enough to break down my wall.
You broke the wall, & you have my heart. <3

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alezisk
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October 21, 2011 8:42pm UTC

on December 22, 2012
I'm going to wake-up & scream
Epic Fail!!

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alezisk
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October 21, 2011 8:26pm UTC

The biggest #1 lie in America:
"Sorry that was my last piece of gum."

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alezisk
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October 21, 2011 8:22pm UTC

ANGER MANAGEMENT - Planing whose butt to kick in advance.

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