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alexisthrul

1. alexisthrul
   posted a quote
   April 11, 2012 7:35pm UTC
   Sometimes I think of you.
   Then I remember-He broke your heart.
   That's when I remember it's time to move on.
   
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2. alexisthrul
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   April 11, 2012 7:30pm UTC
   Hey guy who doesn't give anything to how any girl is feeling, every eye you stared into when you said I love you, cried alot because of you.
   Every heart you claimed and then broke, ached for weeks because of you.
   Every hand you held, held tissues to a her eyes for what seemed like ages because of you.
   Now how do you feel? Because now, you're the one crying and aching while she is moving on, and over you.
   
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3. alexisthrul
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   April 11, 2012 7:23pm UTC
   Changing my best friends moms contact name to the name of his girlfriend and his girlfriends contact name to his mom so he sends awkward texts to his mom..YOLO
   
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4. alexisthrul
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   April 11, 2012 7:18pm UTC
   You know theres no school tomorrow when people are SPRINTING FOR THEIR LIVES out the school doors.
   
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5. alexisthrul
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   April 11, 2012 7:15pm UTC
   Am I the only one who always has to pee during
   hide and seek?
   
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6. alexisthrul
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   April 11, 2012 7:12pm UTC
   So I broke up with my boyfriend the other day.
   He asked me why,
   I told him I wanted a Katniss and Peeta relationship.
   The next day he texted me:Hey I just learned how to make bread and decorate a cake, wanna go out?
   ...not what I meant...
   
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7. alexisthrul
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   April 11, 2012 7:08pm UTC
   These are some good times.
   So take a good look around.
   You may not know it now.
   But you're gonna miss this.
   
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8. alexisthrul
   posted a quote
   January 20, 2012 7:06pm UTC
   that awkward moment when
   youre blowdrying your hair and then it gets stuck in the back and youre panicking too much to just turn off the blowdryer and simply take your hair out.
   
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9. alexisthrul
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   January 17, 2012 5:19pm UTC
   i hate sundays-i know tomorrows monday so its only the beginning of my torture chamber.
   i hate mondays-i know the week isnt over.
   i hate tuesdays-i know the week is only 50% over.
   i hate wednesdays-i know the weeks almost over but still not coming fast enough.
   i hate thursdays-it taunts me because it know i want friday.
   i LOVE fridays-its the beginning of the weekend.<3
   i hate saturdays-tomorrows sunday so its almost the end of the weekend.
   and repeat.
   
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10. alexisthrul
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    January 17, 2012 5:11pm UTC
    forgiving doesnt make you weak; it makes you strong enough because you understand that everyone makes mistakes.
    
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11. alexisthrul
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    January 17, 2012 5:05pm UTC
    im just scared. scared youll find someone better and wont need me anymore.
    
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12. alexisthrul
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    January 17, 2012 4:59pm UTC
    i get butterflies when i hear his name.
    but knives when i hear yours.
    
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13. alexisthrul
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    January 17, 2012 4:56pm UTC
    every girl has their best friend, boyfriend, and true love.
    youre just lucky if theyre all the same person.
    
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14. alexisthrul
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    January 17, 2012 4:54pm UTC
    girls arent stuck up.
    theyre just sick of all the same guys wanting all the same things.
    what guys dont know is beauty is only skin deep.
    it may take a while, but look below, into the heart.
    you may be surprised on what you find.
    
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15. alexisthrul
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    January 17, 2012 4:50pm UTC
    never assume someone likes you by their sweetness.
    because sometimes,
    youre just an option when theyre bored.
    
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16. alexisthrul
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    January 17, 2012 4:48pm UTC
    youve heard of me
    but you havent heard my story.
    so therefore, you cant judge me.
    
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17. alexisthrul
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    January 17, 2012 4:45pm UTC
    im not immature
    im having fun.
    you should try it.
    
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18. alexisthrul
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    January 17, 2012 4:43pm UTC
    when a woman is going to have a baby, how come the man and woman say "we" are pregnant?
    no, "we" are not pregnant,
    The Woman is pregnant.
    she's the one who goes through the pain,
    she's the one who's pregnant.
    not "we".
    sorry.
    
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19. alexisthrul
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    January 17, 2012 4:40pm UTC
    people will hate you for 5 reasons.
    1)they want to be you.
    2)they hate themselves.
    3)they see you as a threat.
    4)they think you're pretty.
    5)they think you're sweet and that they can break you.
    dont let them get you down.
    
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20. alexisthrul
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    January 17, 2012 4:36pm UTC
    dear MTV,
    i was wondering if i could have my "M" back?
    you know..since youre not really using it..
    Sincerely, _usic.
    
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