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  1. aleksss aleksss
    posted a quote
    September 1, 2011 6:26pm UTC
    So I just sneezed.
    I was waiting for someone to say "God bless you".
    Then i remembered i was home alone.
    </3

  2. aleksss aleksss
    posted a quote
    August 25, 2011 4:52pm UTC
    Gotta Love Haters <3

  3. aleksss aleksss
    posted a quote
    August 25, 2011 4:30pm UTC
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  4. aleksss aleksss
    posted a quote
    August 23, 2011 8:33pm UTC
    When you get a cute text from him and you smile at your phone...
    And Your Parents Ask You Who You're Talking To.
    <3

  5. aleksss aleksss
    posted a quote
    August 23, 2011 8:20pm UTC
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  6. aleksss aleksss
    posted a quote
    August 23, 2011 8:03pm UTC
    Can I
    Get some
    Followers? :)
    I'll follow you back

  7. aleksss aleksss
    posted a quote
    August 23, 2011 7:58pm UTC
    Am I the only one,
    That notices that most of the hot guys wear white shorts at the beach?

  8. aleksss aleksss
    posted a quote
    August 23, 2011 7:53pm UTC
    Abs
    { Make him 100% more hotter. ♥ }

  9. aleksss aleksss
    posted a quote
    August 19, 2011 6:59pm UTC
    He Said:
    I don't know why you're wearing a bra you've got nothing to put into it.
    She Said:
    You're wearing pants aren't you?
    Burnn :D

  10. aleksss aleksss
    posted a quote
    August 19, 2011 5:40pm UTC
    & My heart's not »»» A dick so
    stop playing with {it} ♥

  11. aleksss aleksss
    posted a quote
    August 19, 2011 5:35pm UTC
    the only reasons we go to the beach
    -to get tan
    -to check out hot guys
    ;)

  12. aleksss aleksss
    posted a quote
    August 19, 2011 3:56pm UTC
    Hate me? They can.
    Hurt me? They can't.
    Be me? They want to.
    Try me? I dare them.
    Envy me? They should.
    FIght me? I wish a Bitchh would.

  13. aleksss aleksss
    posted a quote
    August 19, 2011 3:25pm UTC
    Memo to Me...
    You fell in love with what you thought he was and not what he really is </3

  14. aleksss aleksss
    posted a quote
    August 16, 2011 1:45pm UTC
    Awkward.

  15. aleksss aleksss
    posted a quote
    August 15, 2011 6:25pm UTC
    Its hard to find a good guy..
    Knowing that most of them are just players .
    </3

  16. aleksss aleksss
    posted a quote
    August 15, 2011 6:21pm UTC
    Haters are gunna hate
    Just Because their jealous.

  17. aleksss aleksss
    posted a quote
    August 15, 2011 6:04pm UTC
    Hold Your Head Up
    And your middle finger even higher.
    <3

  18. aleksss aleksss
    posted a quote
    August 11, 2011 5:37pm UTC
    And today is
    Jersey Shore Night!
    <3

  19. aleksss aleksss
    posted a quote
    August 11, 2011 5:33pm UTC
    Format by Sandrasaurus
    The Awkward When:
    a white chick talks ghetto.
    nmf

  20. aleksss aleksss
    posted a quote
    August 11, 2011 5:22pm UTC
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