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ale16064

1. ale16064
   posted a quote
   November 5, 2011 1:40pm UTC
   Dear Nerds,
   You got NOTHING on me.
   Sincerely, Smarties
   ♥
   
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2. ale16064
   posted a quote
   October 13, 2011 6:17pm UTC
   ADMIT IT
   We all read those jokes off the Laffy Taffy wrapper.
   [♥]
   
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3. ale16064
   posted a quote
   September 14, 2011 6:34pm UTC
   That terrifiying moment
   when you have to pee really bad and
   you can't unbutton your pants.
   ♥
   
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4. ale16064
   posted a quote
   September 4, 2011 7:56pm UTC
   Life is too short.
   Smile while you still have teeth. :)
   ♥
   
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5. ale16064
   posted a quote
   September 4, 2011 7:46pm UTC
   Dear Teachers,
   Moving my seat will not help. Just saying. :)
   Sincerely, Me. ♥
   
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6. ale16064
   posted a quote
   September 3, 2011 9:16pm UTC
   Most teenagers smoke and drink. Me? I like Spongebob :)
   ♥
   
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7. ale16064
   posted a quote
   September 3, 2011 9:09pm UTC
   Music is my drug.
   Youtube is my dealer.
   ♥
   
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8. ale16064
   posted a quote
   September 3, 2011 8:56pm UTC
   What guys think girls do at sleepovers: PILLOWFIGHT!!!
   What girls actaully do at sleepovers: Dude, I'm hungry lets eat.
   ♥
   
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9. ale16064
   posted a quote
   August 28, 2011 6:27pm UTC
   10 reasons why I'm lazy.
   You know what?
   Nevermind.
   I can do this later.
   ♥
   
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10. ale16064
    posted a quote
    August 28, 2011 6:22pm UTC
    *Me in the hallways*
    "Excuse me. Excuse me.
    Excuse me!! OH MY GOSH MOVE!..Thank You!"
    ♥
    
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11. ale16064
    posted a quote
    August 28, 2011 6:17pm UTC
    She likes him.
    He likes her.
    Everyone knows.
    But THEM.
    ♥
    
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12. ale16064
    posted a quote
    August 24, 2011 10:22pm UTC
    Dear Underwear,
    Can you please do everyone a favor and stop giving us wedgies? The wedgie free underwear don't work.
    Sincerely, Everyone ♥
    
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