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alcisawsome

1. alcisawsome
   posted a quote
   October 15, 2011 9:25am UTC
   if u hav a kinda crush on a guy just get to know him better and talk. then prob at the end of the night youll b gf and bf if this has happened to you comment on it what happend and how or fav this
   
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2. alcisawsome
   posted a quote
   October 15, 2011 9:01am UTC
   if ur at a dance and someone says,"do u want to slow dance?" u should say yes so that they can have a gf and so they can smooth talk u.
   if it has ever happened to u comment on it and if u want it to happen fav this or comment.
   
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3. alcisawsome
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   August 22, 2011 11:00am UTC
   happy happy birthday happy birthday hhhhhaaapy b-day to every body who has a witty
   
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4. alcisawsome
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   August 21, 2011 9:27pm UTC
   my bf is so hot that wen i look at him i have to wear sunglasses bc of his hotness<3333333
   
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5. alcisawsome
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   August 21, 2011 9:10pm UTC
   here r some crazy but helpful tips
   1.if one of ur friends is feeling down say im a pranna i live in the amazon be happy plz if u dont i will cry
   2.if u now anyone that doesnt have a witty make them get one or show them it and theylllll love it
   3.if ur in a really scary haunted house and u dont want to get scared say i have to p and they wont scare u
   4.if ur being chased by anyone or anything say the spell i wish u were gone
   5.if ur playing apples to apples and u get scarey and someone putes downs toes dont take ur time to look just pick toes
   im so helpful
   
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6. alcisawsome
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   July 26, 2011 8:01am UTC
   if a blond and a brunette jump off a building at the same time who would hit the ground first
   
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7. alcisawsome
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   July 26, 2011 7:55am UTC
   heres a quiestion is it normal for a girl to start to get a pack pack in like a 6 pack
   
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8. alcisawsome
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   July 5, 2011 1:50pm UTC
   with out computers wat would we do!!!!!!!
   ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!
   the world would end with out tecnolagy.
   im so right.
   
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9. alcisawsome
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   July 4, 2011 10:54am UTC
   y didnt the lion play poker with the
   cheetahs?
   the world may never know.
   
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10. alcisawsome
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    July 3, 2011 8:34pm UTC
    bffrlabs r there 4 each other through thick and thin.
    
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11. alcisawsome
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    July 3, 2011 1:26pm UTC
    HERES A CHALLENGE FOR U.
    CAN ANY ONE TYPE SUPERCALAFRAGALISTIC WITH THEIR TOES
    
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12. alcisawsome
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    July 3, 2011 1:08pm UTC
    KNOCK.KNOCK.
    WHOS THERE?
    ORANGER.
    ORANGE WHO?
    KNOCK.KNOCK.
    WHOS THERE?
    ORANGE.
    ORANGE WHO?
    KNOCK.KNOCK.
    WHOS THERE?
    ORANGE.
    ORANGE WHO?
    KNOCK.KNOCK.
    WHOS THERE?BANNANA.
    BANNANA WHO?
    AORANGE U GLAD I SAID BANNANA.;):0
    
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13. alcisawsome
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    July 3, 2011 12:44pm UTC
    if u love da bruins comment ur fav player.<3
    
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14. alcisawsome
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    July 3, 2011 10:43am UTC
    2.y was the dumbell named dumbell?
    
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15. alcisawsome
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    July 3, 2011 10:29am UTC
    some people think their small like me.untill i found out im not small.
    ~im not small im fun size!~
    
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16. alcisawsome
    posted a quote
    July 3, 2011 9:59am UTC
    1.y was 6 afraid of 7?
    in ur comment add ur answer
    
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17. alcisawsome
    posted a quote
    July 2, 2011 9:25pm UTC
    i have the best bfflab eva
    b.f.f.l.a.b means
    best freind for life and beyond
    
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