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1. alainarose33
   posted a quote
   July 31, 2012 1:43pm UTC
   I swear.. medical companies have no idea what
   fruit tastes like..
   
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2. alainarose33
   posted a quote
   December 24, 2011 5:39pm UTC
   That Awkward Moment When.. .
   you look up from your phone and realize the
   person you have been following around the
   grocery store isn't your mom..
   ♥
   
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3. alainarose33
   posted a quote
   November 6, 2011 7:57pm UTC
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   That moment of shame...
   when you try to toss a paper ball into
   the trash, but miss, and you have to
   get up and go get it.
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4. alainarose33
   posted a quote
   November 6, 2011 7:50pm UTC
   if my wish doesn't come true on 11/11/11 at 11:11
   I will never wish on something again. ♥
   
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5. alainarose33
   posted a quote
   August 21, 2011 3:17pm UTC
   Some teens smoke,
   some do drugs,
   some drink alcohol,
   But me? I sit at home all day on witty
   <3
   
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6. alainarose33
   posted a quote
   August 21, 2011 2:05pm UTC
   Pretty Little Liars Quote #1
   Aria: " Don't you guys have practice, or did
   lose your balls?
   ♥
   
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7. alainarose33
   posted a quote
   August 20, 2011 3:51pm UTC
   If two female twins marry two male twins and they have a baby..
   Will the babies look alike?
   MIND = BLOWN
   
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8. alainarose33
   posted a quote
   August 20, 2011 3:07pm UTC
   Wake up in the morning feeling like JBieber
   grab my skateboard, im out the door,
   im gonna spread the fever
   ♥
   
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9. alainarose33
   posted a quote
   August 19, 2011 1:33am UTC
   Dear Itunes,
   please stop asking if I would like
   to download version 10.07.922.67
   Sincerely, I just want to listen to music.
   nmf.
   
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10. alainarose33
    posted a quote
    August 16, 2011 11:28pm UTC
    That awkward moment...
    When you walk into the wrong classroom on the first day of school..
    nmf
    
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11. alainarose33
    posted a quote
    August 16, 2011 11:24pm UTC
    Without God.. our week is...
    Mournday, Tearsday, Wasteday, Thirstday, Fightday,
    Shatterday, and Sinday.
    ♥ if you love God.
    nmf
    
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12. alainarose33
    posted a quote
    August 16, 2011 2:49pm UTC
    My Average Day;
    Wake up. Go on Witty. Breakfast. Go on Witty.
    School. Go on Witty. Lunch. Go on Witty. Snack.
    Go on Witty. Dinner. Go on Witty. Sleep.
    ♥♥♥♥♥
    
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13. alainarose33
    posted a quote
    August 16, 2011 1:48pm UTC
    Isn't it amazing..
    how fast you get up once you've realized you
    »»»slept in..?
    ♥
    
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14. alainarose33
    posted a quote
    August 15, 2011 1:26am UTC
    My life will not be fulfilled..
    Until I run away from an explosion
    in slow motion.
    nmf
    
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15. alainarose33
    posted a quote
    August 14, 2011 3:00am UTC
    I hate when I'm
    drinking and the
    ice attacks my face. -_-
    
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16. alainarose33
    posted a quote
    August 10, 2011 2:21pm UTC
    nmq/nmf
    When your stressed..
    you eat ice cream, cake, chocolate, and sweets.
    Why?
    Because stressed spelt backwards..
    is desserts<3
    
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17. alainarose33
    posted a quote
    August 10, 2011 2:08pm UTC
    Dude,
    She just called you Taylor Swift!
    "Oh hell no! Hold my..
    WAIT! I'm going to write a song about this!
    nmf
    
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18. alainarose33
    posted a quote
    August 8, 2011 12:43pm UTC
    Format by Sandrasauru
    The awkward moment when someone steals your phone and reads your texts
    And you're talking about them in the text..
    nmf
    
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19. alainarose33
    posted a quote
    August 8, 2011 12:37pm UTC
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20. alainarose33
    posted a quote
    August 8, 2011 1:02am UTC
    Everybody thinks...
    a girl's dream is to find a perfect guy..
    Yeah rightt, our dream is to
    eat alot without getting fatt.
    ♥
    nmf
    
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