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  1. CharliesTheName CharliesTheName
    posted a quote
    June 8, 2013 5:08pm UTC
    So a lot of you will probably be disgusted by this but I love the song Stacy's Mom by Fountains of Wayne.
    Let me finish.
    The reason I like it is not only because of the awesome music behind it or the key changes but I have actually had major crushes on my friends' moms/dads before.
    Yeah that's the disgusted part for all you out there.
    I haven't fallen in love with my friends' parents like the singer's point of view did because, well, I don't believe that there's proof that love exists.
    But I have a problem with liking adults that are older than me...
    Ummm okay I just heard that song on the radio and this came to mind so I thought I might as well share that with you guys.
    Okay feel free to comment about how I'm a disgusting pig for liking people that could be 2 or maybe 3 times my age. I wouldn't be surprised if you did.

  2. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    June 6, 2013 2:31pm UTC
    let us have a moment of silence
    for those who unknowingly dated and broke up with a future celebrity


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  7. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    June 7, 2013 7:22pm UTC
    what i think i am:
    - hardcore
    - really cool
    - great at dancing
    what i am not:
    - hardcaore
    - really cool
    - great at dancing

  8. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    June 7, 2013 7:26pm UTC
    don't try to tell me that hungry is not
    an emotion because i feel that sh.t in my soul

  9. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    June 7, 2013 7:28pm UTC
    ❝It isn't that I'm so unhappy I don't want to live anymore. That's not what it feels like. It feels more like I'm tired and bored and the party's gone on too long and I want to go home."

  10. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    June 7, 2013 7:32pm UTC
    hi hello if you're reading this i hope something good happens to you today

  11. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    June 7, 2013 7:34pm UTC
    miley cyrus? more like
    miley lierus we all know your secret double life

  12. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    June 7, 2013 7:36pm UTC
    i'm not even sassy
    i'm just an as.hole

  13. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    June 7, 2013 7:40pm UTC
    excuse me play with my hair instead
    of my emotions thank you

  14. gingerfox3 gingerfox3
    posted a quote
    June 8, 2013 6:00pm UTC
    i get yelled at for staying in my room all day but when come out i get yelled at..

  15. celestialerror* celestialerror*
    posted a quote
    June 5, 2013 7:33pm UTC
    "You were my new dream."
    "And you were mine."

  16. celestialerror* celestialerror*
    posted a quote
    June 5, 2013 8:49pm UTC
    We don't deserve
    each other, except
    for very different
    reasons.
    You see,
    I don't deserve
    you because you're
    much too good for me.
    You don't deserve me,
    because you deserve
    much better than me.
    (DS)

  17. celestialerror* celestialerror*
    posted a quote
    June 5, 2013 9:49pm UTC
    I think you're lovely
    when you're laying
    in the grass, your
    eyes glistening in
    the September Sun.
    I think you're wonderful
    as blood flows down your
    wrists, and you're fighting
    against the demons in
    your head.
    I think you're amazing
    when your anger gets
    the best of you and you
    shut me out, and you try
    to push me away—but
    we both know I'm
    not going anywhere.
    But, to me, you're the most
    beautiful when you look me
    in the eyes and whisper,
    help me, I can't do this
    on my own.
    And together, we throw
    away your blades,
    and you put down the
    bottle of pills;
    choosing to not
    let the monsters
    in your head win.
    (DS)

  18. celestialerror* celestialerror*
    posted a quote
    June 5, 2013 10:59pm UTC
    We're all broken
    in some way,
    or another;
    we all need someone
    to help us put
    the pieces of our
    heart back together.
    We all need a
    little fixing.
    (DS)

  19. celestialerror* celestialerror*
    posted a quote
    June 7, 2013 9:17pm UTC
    ❝Everyone wants some magical solution for their problem and everyone refuses to believe in magic.

  20. celestialerror* celestialerror*
    posted a quote
    June 7, 2013 9:42pm UTC
    They ask me
    what gives me
    the strength
    to try and
    recover.
    In which I reply
    with the truth.
    It's come to
    the point
    where
    I either get
    better,
    or,
    I kill myself.
    (DS)

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