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adorkable250
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July 8, 2011 3:59pm UTC
Since childhood I had a crush on him,
Every day he would come over to play with my brother and I
He was pretty much perfect...
Extremely ATTRACTIVE and quite a charmer
I thought I would be marrying him at some point.
Years later, I found myself crying.
He had found someone else...
I guess all the good ones are gay.

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CrazyGeorgie
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July 11, 2011 8:42am UTC
Did you know, no matter how many times you sai "good eye might" you'll always sound like australian...
(fave if you tried)

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veronicax3
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July 10, 2011 11:56am UTC
somewhere between
-Timmy Turner growing up;
-Andy giving up his toys;
-Hannah Montana telling the world;
-Harry Potter coming to an end;
i feel as if my
childhood has ended.

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ZiZi123
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July 10, 2011 6:37pm UTC
She wanted love,
he wanted fun,
boys and mascara
always run.

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ItwasntmexD
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July 7, 2011 8:16pm UTC
Start being nice to your mom,
Because apparently its legal to kill kids now..

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TheHappyGirl
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July 8, 2011 3:32pm UTC
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