Witty Profiles

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wanesa
posted a quote
February 26, 2011 4:54pm UTC
today,
my friends took my phone and changed all the contact's names to characters from
Harry Potter.
I have over a hundred contacts and have no idea who I'm talking to. I've been texting Draco Malfoy for 4 hours now.
FML.
format: mumblebumble

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Live_Love_Breath_Soccer
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February 23, 2011 9:23pm UTC
credit to whoever
Today,
a boy came in class wearing a pink T-shirt. A jock starts making fun of him.
The jock says, "Why the he11 would you own that shirt?"
The boy says,
"I don't, it's your girlfriends."
:)

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