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1. bridgiexbabes
   posted a quote
   October 12, 2011 9:22pm UTC
   so, today during lunch, this girl found out
   her boyfriend had been cheating on her...
   she brought all his clothes
   & things that he left at her house
   & as soon as he sat down at his table,
   she stood behind him & gave him one kiss.
   she took his milk,
   & he thought nothing of it.
   then she poured it on his head
   & threw all his stuff at him.
   & THAT is how a real breakup is done.
   everyone was clapping for her
   
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2. pigglywiggly
   posted a quote
   March 22, 2011 4:08pm UTC
   Remember
   >>when you were little<<
   & you used to point at the characters on the
   screen & yell,
   "I'm THAT one!"
   
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3. WhisperedSecrets
   posted a quote
   March 15, 2011 9:23pm UTC
   When I say
   "I cleaned my room,"
   I usually mean
   I made a path from my
   door to my bed
   :D
   ♥
   
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4. 
   posted a quote
   January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
   This quote does not exist.
   
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5. Billyboy
   posted a quote
   March 14, 2011 5:59am UTC
   i hate it when;
   i ii throw my phone on my bed
   & it bounces off
   -not my format-
   
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6. Billyboy
   posted a quote
   March 14, 2011 5:30am UTC
   Knocking something down in a store,
   then awkwardly
   walking away ♥
   -notmyformat-
   
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7. Billyboy
   posted a quote
   March 14, 2011 6:02am UTC
   Saying 'i hate this song'
   but singing it anyway ♥
   -not my format-
   
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8. Billyboy
   posted a quote
   March 14, 2011 6:12am UTC
   r e a d i n g t e x t s
   h a l f a s l e e p
   --> is like looking into the sun
   
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9. daniellexlove
   posted a quote
   March 14, 2011 1:56pm UTC
   Matt Moore
   cool kid.
   
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10. cupiecakeexD
    posted a quote
    January 4, 2011 8:58pm UTC
    WHEN YOU MOUTH THE WORDS
    OLIVE JUICE
    IT LOOKS LIKE YOUR SAYING
    ILOVEU
    FAVE IF YOU JUST TRIED ;)
    not my format ! credit to whoever <3
    
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