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absofreekinlutelywitty7
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April 7, 2013 3:39pm UTC

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absofreekinlutelywitty7
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March 24, 2013 3:45pm UTC

Who else can sing the entire
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
theme song?
Please tell me i'm not THAT much of a nerd...

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absofreekinlutelywitty7
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March 14, 2013 12:11pm UTC

Happy Pi Day!
3.14159265358979323846264338327950288419716939937510582097494459230781640628620899862803482534211709 82148086513282306647093844609550582231725359408128481117450284102701938521105559644622948954930386 442881097566593344612847564823378678316527120190914564856692346034861045432664821339360726024914173724587006606315588174881520920962829254091715364367892590360011330530548820466521384146951941511609...
Have fun memorizing this :)

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absofreekinlutelywitty7
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February 28, 2013 8:02pm UTC

http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=506230952752007
You. Are. Welcome.

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absofreekinlutelywitty7
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February 25, 2013 5:45pm UTC

Me: *Tries to twerk*

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absofreekinlutelywitty7
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February 24, 2013 7:21pm UTC

“The right thing and the easy thing are never the same.”
~Beautiful Creatures

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absofreekinlutelywitty7
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February 24, 2013 4:56pm UTC

SHARK
BAIT
HOO
HAHA.

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absofreekinlutelywitty7
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February 24, 2013 4:50pm UTC

What kind of fuckery is this?

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absofreekinlutelywitty7
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February 24, 2013 4:48pm UTC

ADIOS,
BITCHACHOS

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absofreekinlutelywitty7
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February 24, 2013 4:41pm UTC

Parents: What foreign language class are you taking this year?
Me: Math.

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absofreekinlutelywitty7
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February 24, 2013 4:39pm UTC

Reasons to date me:
I laugh at my own jokes so you don't have to.

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absofreekinlutelywitty7
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February 24, 2013 4:36pm UTC

That depressing moment when you dip your cookie into milk for too long, it breaks off, and then you wonder why bad things happen to good people.

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absofreekinlutelywitty7
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February 24, 2013 4:28pm UTC

Tampons are
friends, not food.

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absofreekinlutelywitty7
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February 22, 2013 5:30pm UTC

We are all a little weird
and life's a little weird,
and when we find someone who's
weirdness
is compatible with ours,
we join up with them
and fall in mutual weirdness
and call it love.
~Dr. Seuss

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absofreekinlutelywitty7
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February 22, 2013 12:55pm UTC

*At the end of exam*
teacher: "PUT YOUR PEN DOWN"
me: "Relax b*tch, it's a pen, not a gun."

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absofreekinlutelywitty7
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February 22, 2013 12:51pm UTC

I'm feeling like an
UglY mUffin
in a world full of
Beautiful Cupcakes.

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absofreekinlutelywitty7
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January 29, 2013 7:44pm UTC

Does he have your number?
1-800-beotch.

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absofreekinlutelywitty7
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January 29, 2013 7:41pm UTC

Dude, I'm not even on drugs...
I'm just weird.