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hi im hannah. can you stop pooping on my carpet? im getting sick of it.

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a_coolio_cat
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April 28, 2012 11:22am UTC

I don't procrastinate,
I just like to do things later.

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a_coolio_cat
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April 28, 2012 11:18am UTC

well I'd like to help,
{ but not as much ♥ } //////
as I'd like
not to ♥
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a_coolio_cat
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April 28, 2012 11:13am UTC

I'm sorry that
You [ suck ] at everything.♥

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a_coolio_cat
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April 28, 2012 11:10am UTC

Hey, I'm trying to watch tv, so maybe you should shutup.

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a_coolio_cat
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April 28, 2012 11:04am UTC

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a_coolio_cat
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April 28, 2012 10:59am UTC

We beg you, please don't park here.
Not even for one second to "just run across the street"
In addition to being towed and/or booted, You will be cursed and misery will acompany you for the rest of your days.
You will constantly trip over things that are not there; The IRS will audit you;
Your dog will run away at the sight of you; and; Mysterious clowns will always seem to be watching you.
PLEASE, do not park here.

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a_coolio_cat
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April 28, 2012 10:51am UTC

can you like. . .
shutup? //////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////// ♥
nmf

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a_coolio_cat
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April 28, 2012 10:48am UTC

Wouldn't it be awesome if...
Internet burned calories?

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a_coolio_cat
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April 28, 2012 10:25am UTC

your mom.
nmf

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