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Nicoleoleo
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December 15, 2011 9:37pm UTC

I'm so glad you found someone new,
I'm sure she can give you things that I couldn't,
Like herpes.

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Too_Much_Love
posted a quote
December 17, 2011 5:47pm UTC

here's to the girls,
who don't wear 5 trillion pounds of makeup everyday, who only have a few close friends, & who don't get that boy. This is for the girls that fall for the players, jocks, nerds, losers, geeks & worse, their best friend. The girls who have felt their heart break whether it's because of an ex friend or ex boyfriend, which have loved or loved unconditionally, who wear sweat pants because they just don't care. This is for you girls, that eat food when you're bored, who are comfortable in their own bodies, and who can memorize trillions of song lyrics, but never school related stuff.

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soccerloverx03x
posted a quote
December 17, 2011 10:50pm UTC

Haahahahahabananahahahahaha!!!
Favorite if you didn't notice it said banana in the middle
format credit: damnnTaylerx

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DamnnTaylerx
posted a quote
December 17, 2011 6:27pm UTC

NO WITTY!
I do not want to meet
sexy singles near me.

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DamnnTaylerx
posted a quote
December 17, 2011 7:29pm UTC

MARY HAD A LITTLE LAMB
and the doctor fainted.

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sportigirl95
posted a quote
December 17, 2011 2:35pm UTC

Please read
when i was in 8th grade we had to make a mask representing ourselves in art class. Instead of making it look pretty and colorful like my other classmates i decided to make it look like i really felt o the inside. I made it black and white with bars like a prison cell and behind the bars i wrote things like ugly, fat, worthless, stupid. When i got my grade back i FAILED! I failed becuase my teacher said my mask wasn't "beautiful".
Please fave if you think this is wrong.

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Jewel
posted a quote
December 17, 2011 2:49pm UTC

Doctor: Why are you so nervous?
Patient: This is my first operation.
Doctor: Really? Mine too!

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sayheyilyx
posted a quote
December 17, 2011 2:40pm UTC

"H3y w@t$ rOng?"
... Obviously your education ...
♥ format ThatsSoMeee ♥

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TheBrokenSmile
posted a quote
December 17, 2011 5:11pm UTC

If Jenna Marbles,
was my best friend, I'd never stop laughing.

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soccerloverx03x
posted a quote
December 17, 2011 6:37pm UTC

Dear Girls,
Bruno Mars may take 1 grenade for you but we take hundreds.
Sincerely, the army

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DamnnTaylerx
posted a quote
December 17, 2011 2:01pm UTC

My phone
Is the best Hide n' Seeker
When it's on silent

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theunicorn
posted a quote
December 16, 2011 3:55pm UTC

Today i had to:
Go to my brothers swim meet, i went because their was free food
of course!
It was all fine untill
Bam!
I just witnessed my brother in a speedo.
kill. me. now.

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