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March 26, 2012 9:03am UTC
AT THE SUPERMARKETMe: *accidentaly loses my ring and doesn't notice*Little Girl: *picks up ring and walks over to me*Little Girl: "You dropped your wedding ring! Don't worry, I won't tell your husband!
This gives me hope <3

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March 25, 2012 6:36pm UTC
Can I have a witty bestfriend?

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March 25, 2012 6:35pm UTC
* Light flickers on and off *Normal People: Something is wrong with that light!Me: IT'S THE HASH SLINGINGSLASHER!

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March 25, 2012 6:23pm UTC
Me: *watching favorite tv show* Little Brother: *stands in front of tv*Me: Move. Now.Little Brother: Me: Little Brother: Me: Parents: ...so he just happened to be pushed into the microwave?

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March 25, 2012 6:18pm UTC
Don't worry Isabella.My Phineas doesn't know either. ♥

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