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jpattyyy21
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August 29, 2009 5:33pm UTC

FAMILY GUY MOMENT #4
Lois: Peter he's just a baby you have to let this go.
Peter: My baby boy got beat up by a girl.
Lois: Peter what exactly are you worried is gonna happen after this
Peter: World War five.
Lois: Peter, we've been over this.
There has to be a World War three and four first.
Peter: Oh no, that's the beauty of World War five Lois.
It's so intense it skips over the other two.
Lois: Peter it doesn't wor-
Peter: I HAVE SPOKEN!

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thecalhounian
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August 27, 2009 7:13am UTC

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HelloSunshinee_
posted a quote
August 31, 2009 2:43pm UTC

am i the only one who thinks its ridiculous
when a quote that took you hours and hours to think of gets 4 fav's
and a quote that simply says 'i love him' gets 6.
i have attacks when that happens.

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xoxolacrosseplayer24
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August 26, 2009 12:51pm UTC

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Today,
after believing for years that Blue from Blue's Clues was a boy,
I found out that it was a girl.
I don't know what to believe anymore.
And on Top of That,
after believing for years the Magenta from Blue's Clues was a girl,
I found out that it was a boy.
What has this world come to.
MLIA.

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rockinroll1127
posted a quote
August 26, 2009 10:13am UTC

[:
smile.
cuz he's not worth it.

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YDKTRM
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August 26, 2009 10:58am UTC

I really hate it when you go onto
you're friend's profile and they have a list of all they're friends and
they say "not in any order". Because it really is in order. I mean
you wouldn't think of your best friend last and you wouldn't
think of a someone who just became your friend & put them first

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rockstar3005x
posted a quote
August 26, 2009 11:47am UTC

"My Life"
Rated PG-13
Parent's strongly cautioned
Some material may be inappropriate for kids under the age of thirteen. May include sarcastic comments, lying, cheating, explicit words, unexplainable crying, broken hearts, prank phone calls, sugar rushes and random bursts of singing.
We warned you.

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JustListenx15
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August 23, 2009 1:49pm UTC

There's no "I" in
TxExAxM
But there is a "U" in
SxUxCxK
hehe saw it on a t-shirt.
(: thought it was funny.

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Peace_X_Love
posted a quote
August 22, 2009 1:06pm UTC

;
When I found out
there were no blue skittles;
I got really upset
How am I supposed to
taste the rainbow?

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livnnl0vnlifex3
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August 22, 2009 5:18pm UTC

the first step is denial;;
y o u k n o w y o u l o v e h i m .

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c777jackie
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August 22, 2009 6:58pm UTC

You make me happy
♥_________w h e n n o b o d y e l s e c a n
You make me smile
when I'm having the worst day____♥
You make me laugh
♥____when I feel like I'm going to cry
Would you like to know a secret?
Well, I think I'm in love with you____♥

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SoConfusedGirly
posted a quote
August 22, 2009 4:36pm UTC

*JUST FRIENDS.*
The two words that can [.shatter.] a girls heart in an instant. </3
all mine. majorly venting, although me and my bff caught him staring last nite (:

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x3x3jackieex3x3
posted a quote
August 22, 2009 12:24pm UTC

my.............
drama blocker, music rocker
problem solver, boy dissolver
music blasting, forever lasting
completely awesome ipod<3

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hcoswimmerluva16
posted a quote
August 22, 2009 4:46pm UTC

Today, as I was approaching a group of 'emos' they noticed my headphones and black pants. They nodded at me, and I felt accepted and part of the cool group. They don't need to know I was listening to The Lion King soundtrack on my iPod.
MLIA.

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It_Is_Love
posted a quote
August 22, 2009 12:53pm UTC

whenfreshmanyearstartsimscared;
to change and possibly loose my bestfriends
im scared i might hangout with the
wrong group of people
im scared i might give into bad peer- pressure
im scared to get lost trying to go to a c l a s s
im scared to be intimidated by the
UPPERCLASSMEN WHILE WALKING IN THE HALLWAYS,
im scared to put myself out there & make new
friends. im scared to the new teachers___
im scared for the transition from middleschool
to h i g h s c h o o l
basically im scared to grow up___

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xoxJuliaxox
posted a quote
August 22, 2009 3:43pm UTC

Wouldn't it be so funny
if the Lays Chips Company logo was
"Get Layed"
nott mine,.

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