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  1. _funkalicious _funkalicious
    posted a quote
    July 28, 2009 11:13am UTC
    READ TIL THE END!
    A girl went to a party and
    she ended up staying longer than she
    planned, and had to walk home alone.
    She wasn't afraid
    because it was a small town and she lived
    only a few blocks away.
    As she walked along under the tall elm
    trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from
    harm and danger.
    When she reached the alley, which was a
    short cut to her house, she decided to take it.
    However, halfway down the alley she
    noticed a man standing at the end as
    though he were waiting for her.
    She became uneasy and began to pray,
    asking for God's protection.
    Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness
    and security wrapped round her, she felt as
    though someone was walking with her.
    when she reached the end of the alley,
    she walked right past the man and arrived
    home safely.
    The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been killed in the same alley just
    twenty minutes after she had been there.
    Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and
    the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep.
    Thanking the Lord for her safety and to
    help this young woman, she decided to go to the
    police station
    She felt she could recognize the man,
    so she told them her story.
    The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him.
    She agreed and immediately pointed out
    the man she had seen in the alley the night before.
    When the man was told he had been
    identified, he immediately broke down and confessed
    The officer thanked Diane for her bravery
    and asked if there was anything they could do
    for her She asked if they would ask the man one question.
    Diane was curious as to why he had not
    attacked her When the policeman asked him, he answered, Because she wasn't alone.
    She had two tall men walking on either side of her.
    Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone.
    Did you know that 97% of teenagers will not stand up for God?
    Repost this if you truly
    believe in God
    PS: God is always there in your heart and loves you no matter what
    "If you deny me in front of your friends, I shall deny you in front of my Father"
    STAND UP FOR HIM!
    51% won't repost this

  2. _funkalicious _funkalicious
    posted a quote
    June 1, 2009 9:21am UTC
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  3. _funkalicious _funkalicious
    posted a quote
    May 31, 2009 11:24am UTC
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  4. _funkalicious _funkalicious
    posted a quote
    May 31, 2009 10:47am UTC
    When you are a teenage girl.... <3
    ; you're friends are more important than your family
    ; boyfriends are a major priority
    ; you have to look perfect even if you're going somewhere stupid just incase you see someone you know
    ; if you have a zit, it's the end of the world
    ; you sneak out to meet a friend or a guy
    ; you become irritated by little things
    ; you whine about guys to everyone
    ; you're embarrassed to go to the mall with your parents
    ; you know what you're 'bases' are & you have been to some
    ; you find the real use of a basement & bedroom windows
    ; you need new clothes all the time
    ; you go to parties every weekend. unless you're parents come up with a stupid excuse for you not to go.
    ; & you go for 'walks' just to find guys
    s'all true, right ladies?
    *once again, lazy with colours. change if ya want,
    * allll mine!

  5. _funkalicious _funkalicious
    posted a quote
    May 31, 2009 10:42am UTC
    you can take the knife from my hand,
    but you cant take the pain from my heart.
    * lazy with fonts and colours.

  6. _funkalicious _funkalicious
    posted a quote
    May 28, 2009 6:30pm UTC
    `_SUMMER 09 BABY. ♥♥
    This summer, I'm going to have fun,
    Wear flip flops and chill in the sun.
    Forget about school and be crazy.
    Wake up afternoons and be lazy.
    Get sand in between my toes,
    SUMMER *09* -- anything goes!
    I cant wait . <3 <3 <3
    [!] ALL MINE.

  7. _funkalicious _funkalicious
    posted a quote
    May 28, 2009 6:13pm UTC
    i dont know if im getting over you,
    or if i'm just getting used to the...
    P A I N .
    - MINE <3 xo
    - colours are lame, change if ya want

  8. _funkalicious _funkalicious
    posted a quote
    May 28, 2009 8:38am UTC
    ..... </3 left broken hearted.
    these eyes have cried too much
    this heart has cracked too much
    these wrists have bled too much
    this girl is gonna f a l l a p a r t ...
    iloveyou.
    *credit to me, all mine!

  9. _funkalicious _funkalicious
    posted a quote
    May 28, 2009 8:26am UTC
    that boy ...
    the boy i thought i was going to be with for the rest of my life
    the boy that made me smile everytime i laid my eyes on him
    the boy that promised me ill be forever his
    the boy that made me nervous when we first talked on the phone
    the boy that made me feel so secure about myself...
    i g a v e u p on that boy
    *Stolen offa someone, credit.

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