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  1. ashley_xox ashley_xox
    posted a quote
    August 16, 2009 10:19pm UTC
    when you look at a person
    ...any person, remember that everyone has a story
    everyone has gone through something
    that has changed them

  2. katalatalyn89 katalatalyn89
    posted a quote
    August 16, 2009 10:47pm UTC
    *I DARE YOU SOMETIME*
    __________________________________________________________
    to wake up tomorrow with a smile on your face. change
    into something like bright colored pants & shirts that don't
    match. pig out on food, tell off the biggest jerk you know --->
    ____run up and down the halls in [ wallmart ] in a shopping cart
    . have something crazy for lunch, and swim with clothes on.
    act like an idiot in front of the boy you like-and run up and down
    the beach with your dad . spend the daywith your sister or brother
    ,>and< read like crazy for once. go to two movies back to
    back, _________and then buy a fish. hang out with your
    worst friend ;; act dramatic, jump on beds, take crazy pictures,
    climb on top of the monkey bars, sneak out through the window
    , pull an all-nighter, wear a bikini to bed, learn to play the guitar
    , and play it for t h a t b o y ---> and ], ignore everyone that gets
    in your way to live your life, in the most crazy ways you possibly can.
    >>after all- you only have one life to live(:<<
    __________________________________________________________
    *i dare you*
    **sorry i had to editt it but some
    credit to _forever,
    but shes not the first
    person on this site to have
    this quote. and my friend
    had this on her aim.
    MY EDIT!

  3. xmaryyx xmaryyx
    posted a quote
    August 16, 2009 10:51pm UTC
    A true hero is not measured by the size of his strength, but by
    the strength of his heart.
    - Hercules

  4. whoaaitsGRACIE whoaaitsGRACIE
    posted a quote
    August 16, 2009 2:19pm UTC
    LMAO MOMENT #3
    Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really mad.
    She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the
    driveway that goes from 0 to 250 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!"
    The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke
    up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box
    gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway.
    Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought
    the box back in the house.
    "she opened to find a brand new bathroom scale."
    :)
    heyyy if anyone has any LMAO moments tell me in my profile comments!
    i'll give you creditt and follow you!
    thankss! :)

  5. _flythedistance _flythedistance
    posted a quote
    August 16, 2009 9:33am UTC
    I replace your girlfriend with fruit by the foot
    . . .
    ohhh would you like some ice for that burn?

  6. K_stewxo K_stewxo
    posted a quote
    August 11, 2009 9:01pm UTC
    Codes:
    Make text HUGE:
    <span style="font-size: 215pt; line-height: 115%">
    Black backround:
    <div style="background-color: black;">
    Spacing of the lines closer:
    <div style="line-height: 10px;">
    Makes text squished together:
    <div style="letter-spacing: -3px">

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