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_eyahs_

1. _eyahs_
   posted a quote
   September 2, 2012 12:42pm UTC
   and i got chickenpox on the first week of school.....
   SCORE!
   
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2. _eyahs_
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   August 17, 2012 6:59pm UTC
   This year I am going to be nothing but myself.
   
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3. _eyahs_
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   March 24, 2012 4:34pm UTC
   My brother: Are you sure this is legal?
   Me: Legal.........no. Fun, YES!
   
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4. _eyahs_
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   March 22, 2012 6:05pm UTC
   Today in my geometry class
   The asian girl said
   "I always thought rattlesnakes stung you with their rattles....but today Gage told me they bite you."
   My teacher just looked at her and said
   "I all my time in Hawaii I have never once been stung by a rattle snake."
   :)
   
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5. _eyahs_
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   August 16, 2011 6:04pm UTC
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6. _eyahs_
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   August 16, 2011 10:18am UTC
   IF YOU LOVE SOMETHING LET IT GO,
   IF IT COMES BACK TO YOU THEN ITS YOURS,
   IF IT DOESN'T, IT NEVER WAS.
   nmf, nmq
   
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7. _eyahs_
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   May 18, 2011 8:22pm UTC
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8. _eyahs_
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   May 17, 2011 8:02pm UTC
   The excitement to be home alone.......
   But then even the littlest noise leads you
   to
   the idea
   that someone is in your house waiting to
   kill you.
   
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9. _eyahs_
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   May 15, 2011 8:01am UTC
   What I can understand is how
   One person can make someone so crazy and insane.....
   But then again what are best friends for
   
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10. _eyahs_
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    May 15, 2011 7:40am UTC
    Burning popcorn just to see that
    annoyed look on my dads face
    when he smells it
    
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11. _eyahs_
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    May 14, 2011 6:11pm UTC
    I grew up watching westerns and listening to Country music
    But I don't consider myself a country girl
    You grew up around drugs and booze
    And you become a gangster
    You could have went away from that life but you didn't....
    It's your own fault you turned out with your pants
    Below your knees
    
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12. _eyahs_
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    May 14, 2011 5:27pm UTC
    my grandma walks up behind me and looks at my computer screen when I was on witty
    All she said was
    That thing can do more then Facebook?!?!
    
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13. _eyahs_
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    May 14, 2011 5:06pm UTC
    have you ever noticed
    you only read a quote if it looks cool
    
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14. _eyahs_
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    May 14, 2011 2:46pm UTC
    I love my computer
    Because all my friends live in it
    nm
    
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15. _eyahs_
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    May 14, 2011 12:13pm UTC
    Well you can tell you have no life when you spend
    your Saturday watching cartoons
    
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16. _eyahs_
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    May 14, 2011 11:55am UTC
    Can't imagine life without sarcasm
    
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