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  1. hockeygirl32937 hockeygirl32937
    posted a quote
    March 24, 2010 5:19pm UTC
    Choking on a LifeSaver.
    How ironic.
    Facebook

  2. crazyfilipinooo crazyfilipinooo
    posted a quote
    March 24, 2010 5:20pm UTC
    i've realized
    there are no more single cullen boys
    a letter from hogwart's won't arrive
    and I will never find Narnia in my closet
    life is pointless

  3. crazyfilipinooo crazyfilipinooo
    posted a quote
    March 24, 2010 5:22pm UTC
    if we're not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge?

  4. ugly_duckling ugly_duckling
    posted a quote
    March 23, 2010 7:21am UTC
    click to see this quote

  5. fearlessx3 fearlessx3
    posted a quote
    February 21, 2010 7:05pm UTC
    "You're the man. Captain of the basketball team, dates pretty girls, high school is your kingdom.
    But people, Stan is a bully. Why? It'd be way to easy to say Stan preys on the w e a k / /
    simply because he's a dick. No.. no...Stan here is much more ( c o m p l e x ) than that..
    See according to leading psychiatrists, Stan is a bully for o n e of t h r e e reasons ;
    One: underneath all that male b r a v a d o there's an i n s e c u r e little girl just banging
    \ \ \ on the closet door trying to get out. Two: like a ( caveman ) Stan's b r a i n is..
    underdeveloped, therefore Stan is unable to use self control so he has to act aggressively.
    T h r e e :
    Stan has a small wiener."
    -17 Again.

  6. onemoreserenity52 onemoreserenity52
    posted a quote
    February 26, 2010 10:23am UTC
    Taylor Swift,
    says what every girl wants to say.
    & Justin Bieber,
    says what every girl wants to hear
    ^^no creditt.

  7. iNCOMPLETE_xx iNCOMPLETE_xx
    posted a quote
    March 16, 2010 4:59pm UTC
    I won't waste a flower.✿
    When I know he loves me not.

  8. f0r3v3rm0r3x3 f0r3v3rm0r3x3
    posted a quote
    March 20, 2010 5:41pm UTC
    He Was Lying On My Bed.
    "Remember that time when...?" He laughed at himself,
    Obviously having a good time.
    "Yeah that was so funny." The words came out
    More eagerly than I had planned.
    I was standing by the bed while he was laughing, having a good time.
    ...So I jumped on. It was my bed after all.
    Then he started tickling me.
    "Stop it!" I pleaded in between each giggle.
    After a while he gave up. "Okay okay."
    At this time I was all tangled up in myself,
    And he was back onto his back
    While I was kneeling slightly over him.
    ...Then it hit me.
    ((Time just stopped there for a second.))
    He stopped laughing.
    I stopped giggling.
    We just stayed there in that position,
    looking deeply into each others eyes.
    Then I leaned in and kissed him.
    It was like one of those slow, passionate, amazing
    kisses you see in movies like
    A Walk To Remember or The Notebook.
    I can't explain it.
    His lips felt so soft and moist,
    My whole world was just spinning.
    "I Love You." He whispered.
    And Then I Woke Up.

  9. K_stewxo K_stewxo
    posted a quote
    March 16, 2010 9:12pm UTC
    Because that's what people do.
    They leap, and ( hope to God ) they can fly,
    because otherwise you just drop like a rock,
    w o n d e r i n g t h e w h o l e w a y d o w n ,
    “ Why in the hell did I jump? ”
    B u t h e r e I a m , f a l l i n g , a n d t h e o n l y o n e
    that makes me feel like I can fly, is you.
    // ♥ Hitch;

  10. xmaryyx xmaryyx
    posted a quote
    March 19, 2010 5:19pm UTC
    She'll flip through her
    1,000 songs until she
    finds one that fits her
    mood perfectly ♥

  11. heartbrokenn_ heartbrokenn_
    posted a quote
    March 19, 2010 5:51pm UTC
    it takes a speical
    person to make
    you smile with
    eyes full of tears.
    accidentily deleted the first one. D:

  12. iNCOMPLETE_xx iNCOMPLETE_xx
    posted a quote
    March 20, 2010 7:23pm UTC
    No, Taylor Swift,
    It doesn't matter how old you are,
    when somebody tells you they love you, you're gonna believe them.

  13. rememberthename18 rememberthename18
    posted a quote
    March 17, 2010 7:34pm UTC
    It's not up to me anymore.
    I f y o u w a n t m e i n y o u r l i f e , y o u ' l l f i n d a w a y t o p u t m e t h e r e . ♥

  14. courtney_loves_to_sing courtney_loves_to_sing
    posted a quote
    March 15, 2010 5:07pm UTC
    Don't you just hate it when...
    The Kool-Aid Man breaks through your wall,
    Tiger Woods cheats on you,
    You are personally victimized by Regina George,
    You wake up, but don't feel like P.Diddy,
    E.T. calls home, but accidentally calls you,
    Spongebob finds out you like Krabby Patties,
    You show up to a party wearing the same thing as Lady Gaga,
    Or you're looking like a fool with your pants on the ground.
    Today is just one of those days.


  15. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  16. FlipThatEmoHair FlipThatEmoHair
    posted a quote
    February 17, 2010 5:44pm UTC
    I'm sorry, were you
    talking to me? No?
    Well then, please start.

  17. lalagirl4evr lalagirl4evr
    posted a quote
    February 8, 2010 12:35pm UTC
    Who Needs A Valentine?
    I got my men Ben & Jerry right here

  18. Gl4m0urCh1ck Gl4m0urCh1ck
    posted a quote
    February 8, 2010 9:43am UTC
    If you think readings for losers...
    what does that make you?
    I mean your reading this arent you?

  19. Bexgrl6210 Bexgrl6210
    posted a quote
    February 7, 2010 2:23pm UTC
    Favorite if you have
    texted lying down
    and accidently dropped
    the phone on your face.

  20. ForeverYoung_ ForeverYoung_
    posted a quote
    February 6, 2010 2:59pm UTC
    Love is a perky elf dancing a merry little jig
    AND THEN SUDDENLY HE TURNS ON YOU WITH A MINIATURE MACHINE GUN.
    - Matt Groening

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