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1. _alreadygone
   posted a quote
   August 10, 2009 10:21pm UTC
   it's like we were born to make a scene;
   c l a s s o f 2 0 1 4
   
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2. _alreadygone
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   August 10, 2009 10:25am UTC
   the type of love i have for you
   is like a race without a finish line;
   >> endless.<<
   
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3. _alreadygone
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   August 9, 2009 8:22pm UTC
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4. _alreadygone
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   August 9, 2009 8:05pm UTC
   i still love you.
   and explaining why is like explaining
   what [____♥____] water tastes like.
   completely, ~ and uterly
   x_______________ impossible.
   
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5. _alreadygone
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   August 7, 2009 1:08pm UTC
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6. _alreadygone
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   August 7, 2009 1:01pm UTC
   Today,
   I popped my G-String while fingering a minor.
   Now I have to buy a new violin string.
   -MLIA.
   betchuu thoughta something different. (;
   all creds to mlia!
   
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7. _alreadygone
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   August 6, 2009 11:08am UTC
   i want you to know, that it doesn't matter
   where we take this road; someones gotta go.
   and i want you to know, you couldn't have loved me better,
   but i want you to move on, so i'm already gone.
   
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8. _alreadygone
   posted a quote
   August 4, 2009 12:18pm UTC
   Last night,
   I was watching Jon and Kate Plus 8. They were making granola.
   One of the boys looked at the camera with a big smile on his face and said
   "I have nuts!". It was a priceless moment for television.
   -MLIA.
   
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9. _alreadygone
   posted a quote
   August 4, 2009 12:12pm UTC
   Today,
   I put my iPod on shuffle. After the first song,
   I thought about the next song I wanted to listen to.
   My iPod ended up playing that very song.
   I felt like my iPod and I had grown closer.
   -MLIA.
   
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10. _alreadygone
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    August 4, 2009 12:09pm UTC
    Today,
    I wanted to eat a Charms Blow-Pop. As I unwrapped it,
    I pulled the wrapper down around the stick so
    it looked like the lollipop was a superhero wearing a cape.
    I made it fly around a little bit and made some whooshing noises.
    Then I ate the lollipop.
    -MLIA.
    
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11. _alreadygone
    posted a quote
    August 3, 2009 3:57pm UTC
    today,
    i was at the $1 rental box to return two DVDs.
    i walked in thinking i was all cool and i went to
    push the movie in and it wouldn't go in, so the lady behind me said
    "i think you need to press the 'return DVD' button."
    i quickly pressed it and said "thanks".
    i felt stupid.
    -mlia.[;
    
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12. _alreadygone
    posted a quote
    August 3, 2009 10:05am UTC
    && boy,
    i'm not your xbox,
    so stop playing me.
    
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