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QUITTING. GOODBYE.
  1. _abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz _abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz
    posted a quote
    July 8, 2009 11:59pm UTC
    Her Bestfriend: Sweetheart, there are plenty of
    other fish in the sea. You know that. He doesn't
    deserve you.
    Heartbroken Girl: I know, but he was my nemo.
    *all mine. seriously, took awhile
    to think of. please don't jock.

  2. _abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz _abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz
    posted a quote
    July 8, 2009 11:48pm UTC
    Boyfriend: Baby, I love you.
    Girlfriend: I love you, too.
    Boyfriend: What would I do
    without you, baby?
    Girlfriend: That's never, ever
    going to happen. We will be
    together forever and always.
    Boyfriend: I know we will.
    Girlfriend: We'll be like Noah and
    Ali, Romeo and Julliet, -
    Boyfriend: Let's just be nothing,
    it's the only thing lasting forever
    now-a-days.

  3. _abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz _abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz
    posted a quote
    July 8, 2009 11:33pm UTC
    &He Said: Okay, so I really like this girl,
    but I'm not sure what to do..
    She Said: You should follow your heart.
    &He Said: What does my heart say?
    She Said: I don't know, I'm not your
    heart.
    &He Said: True, but you're most of it. ♥
    *this is on yahoo answers,
    but i just made it pretty(:

  4. _abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz _abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz
    posted a quote
    July 8, 2009 11:22pm UTC
    &He Said: Why do you wear a bra?
    You have nothing to put in there.
    She Said: You wear pants, don't
    you? (:
    *it's all over, just made
    it pretty. but i found it
    from peenutbutrnkelly.

  5. _abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz _abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz
    posted a quote
    July 8, 2009 9:24pm UTC
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    July 8, 2009 9:20pm UTC
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    July 8, 2009 9:15pm UTC
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  8. _abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz _abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz
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    July 8, 2009 9:03pm UTC
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  9. _abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz _abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz
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    July 8, 2009 8:46pm UTC
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  10. _abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz _abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz
    posted a quote
    July 8, 2009 5:27pm UTC
    &I'm A Dreamer.
    Who should've known better. But I thought
    you had a dream here, too. I'm a dreamer
    who should've known better. 'Cause now I
    have to live, have to live, in this dream
    w i t h o u t y o u .
    -Kari Kimmel.

  11. _abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz _abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz
    posted a quote
    July 8, 2009 4:54pm UTC
    Ever Since I First Saw You;
    pencil diving off that dock, I knew you were the one. Now,
    yeah, I'll admit; I never really believed in that whole
    "love at first sight" mumbo-jumbo. But this, this was
    the real thing. It was an uncontrollable feeling. It felt like I
    needed to be with you. So I jumped, too. Well, of course,
    it was so much more than just a jump to me. It felt
    like I was jumping off the clouds. Just hoping that I'd land
    in your arms. Well, I didn't. I landed right next to you, and
    that was just as good as being in your arms. Oh, and how
    could I forget the power of your eyes, baby. It was so
    utterly amazing. I'm sure I felt my heart sink when I saw
    you simply turn around and swim away, in response to
    my act of madness. And then I said to myself, "Oh, that's
    right. I remember now. I did know you. I do know you. I
    dated you. You were the love of my life. Sorry, I forgot;
    You Don't Love Me Anymore.

  12. _abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz _abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz
    posted a quote
    June 26, 2009 4:40pm UTC
    Today, I was in the car with my dad.
    We saw a car pull down a steap driveway, and then
    park right in the middle of the driveway. My dad,
    wide-eyes, said, "Wow, that guy's daring." I yelped at
    him to stop the car, and when he did; I got out. I, not-
    so-causiously, walked over to that car. I saw that the
    driver of the vehicle was a woman. When I knew my
    dad was close enough to hear, I said, "Hi. I'm sorry to
    bother you, but my father and I were just driving, &
    we saw you park on that hill. My dad just assumed
    that because your driving skills were so good, that
    you were a man. So, yes, I just wanted to show him
    that girls can to anything boys can do. See dad?" She
    then smiled and winked at me, got in her car, and then
    (: drove off doing 70MPH. Yeah, dad, I thought so. (: *
    *True story(:

  13. _abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz _abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz
    posted a quote
    June 25, 2009 10:07am UTC
    Last Time I Checked;
    [ T H E D E V I L W O R E R E D ]
    : ( N O T A C H E E R L E A D I N G O U F I T ) :

  14. _abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz _abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz
    posted a quote
    June 24, 2009 8:40am UTC
    Yesterday, my best friend called me crying.
    I instantly asked he what was wrong. She
    stuttered and then replied, "..Everything
    that's been going on and then some. I just
    can't take it anymore, I needed to cry. But
    please, don't tell anyone. I know I should
    not even have to ask that of you, but I'm
    not supposed to cry, I don't want anyone
    to know." I said without thinking, "Honey,
    you can cry all you want. You, dear, are my
    hero. I live up to you. Seeing you like this,
    it hurts, but you are strong. And how hard
    you're crying, it shows that you've been
    holding it in for just that much longer, and
    that's strong if anyone's ever seen strength."

  15. _abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz _abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz
    posted a quote
    June 23, 2009 8:28pm UTC
    I was walking in the park with my best friend.
    She looked around and said, "Wow. It looks so
    beautiful. There is an old couple sitting under
    the oak tree, sharing a drink. There are tons
    of little kids swinging on the swings, having so
    much fun. This is what I love to see. I would
    love for you to see this. Quickly, look now."
    She saw me turn my head so I could also see it.
    Then, she quickly yelped, "No! Don't look!" I
    guess I gave her a questioning stare, and so
    she then added, "You missed it. Now, the old
    women is angry with her husband for finishing
    it. One of the little kids fell off the swing and is
    crying. I don't want you to have to see this."
    Things can change in the blink of an eye. </3

  16. _abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz _abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz
    posted a quote
    June 22, 2009 1:11pm UTC
    &So she walked up her driveway
    on the last day of school, with
    her yearbook in one hand; mail
    in the other. &For the first time
    in months she smiled at her own
    will. She whispered to herself,
    Summer.

  17. _abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz _abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz
    posted a quote
    June 17, 2009 6:09pm UTC
    I Have A Secret;
    I never wanted to tell you this, I thought
    you'd never know. I've been keeping it all
    bottled up instead me, it's time you know
    the truth. I never wanted to say goodbye
    to you, I lied when I said I don't miss you.
    I wish that you'd, for once, ask me if I'm
    okay. Then, I'd tell you I'm not okay, and
    you'd ask why. You see, I've got it all
    planned out. You would ask if I'm okay, I
    would say no. Of course, you'd ask why, I
    would explain that I can't go a day with
    out thinking of you. And maybe, just
    maybe, you'd agree. Oh, what a dream I
    planned out.

  18. _abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz _abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz
    posted a quote
    June 16, 2009 4:50pm UTC
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  19. _abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz _abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz
    posted a quote
    June 15, 2009 6:50pm UTC
    Let's Face It, Girls.
    We're all better off without a guy. In the end,
    they all either get grossly fat or nastily skinny.
    There's like a .7% chance you're gonna marry
    a guy you're "going with" right now. So how
    about we give the guys a break? We're well
    aware that they'd rather be playing x-box &
    giving ball-taps then cuddling with a needy
    ole' "chicks" anyways. So let's face it, girls..
    Who Needs A Guy?

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