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  1. _Theskyisyourlimitt_ _Theskyisyourlimitt_
    posted a quote
    November 1, 2011 3:47pm UTC
    Hi witty people :')
    Would you mind reporting "blueeyedblondeheart" please? She is faking site models. Plus, all her photos are on tumblr, and weheartit.com
    She is denying that shes not fake; but it is illegal!
    So please take 5 seconds and report her? Thanks
    -Courtney

  2. _Theskyisyourlimitt_ _Theskyisyourlimitt_
    posted a quote
    October 28, 2011 12:51pm UTC
    Home alone.
    Dream: Partyyyy! :D
    Reality: peeing with the door open.
    NMF/NMQ

  3. JennaMason JennaMason
    posted a quote
    August 26, 2011 7:06pm UTC
    Jenna Mason Rocks! <3
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  4. mizztrisky mizztrisky
    posted a quote
    October 28, 2011 2:57pm UTC
    Don't tell me that the
    skч is the limit
    when there are footprints
    on the mσσn.

  5. ok_stories ok_stories
    posted a quote
    October 28, 2011 2:57pm UTC
    Sweet Summertime ♥
    Chapter Twelve
    Graham turned into a driveway. He got out of the car and held the passenger door open for me. We walked together, hand in hand to the front door of his friend's house. He knocked on the door and a good looking guy answered the door. God, are all hockey players so hot?
    "Hey man," Graham said to the boy who answered the door.
    "Graham! And Graham's lady," he said.
    I laughed and Graham said, "Oh sorry! Lucy, this is my friend Jake. Jake this is my girlfriend Lucy."
    "Nice to meet you," I said and shook Jake's hand.
    "You picked a good one man, what nice manners."
    We stepped into Jake's house and he lead us down to his basement. There was a group of guys there and a few girls too. They all cheered when they saw Graham, "Man we haven't seen you in forever!" a blond boy said.
    "Graham! I missed you, come sit by meeee!" a girl whined. She was wearing a low cut shirt. Her face was orange and her arms were white.
    Graham ignored her, he sat down on an empty love seat and I sat down next to him. He introduced me to all his friends and I learned that the orange faced girl's name was Sammi.
    Everyone was joking around and talking among one another. I had no clue what to do with myself. I knew no one and no of them seemed to want to get to know me. Graham was busy talking about the NHL with a few hockey boys to keep me company so I just awkwardly sat in a chair.
    After awhile Graham seemed to notice I was being rather quiet. "Well we should get going, talk to you guys later."
    A chorus of goodbyes came our way as we walked up the stairs. We got into his car and hit the road. "What was that?" he asked me.
    "What? What was what?" I asked, confused.
    "You made no effort to get know any of them!"
    "I made no effort!? I'm sorry that I didn't feel like they liked me. I'm sorry I felt that they didn't even want to get to know me! What was I suppose to do?" I yelled, tears streaming down my face.
    "Maybe try talking to them," he said in a grumpy tone.
    "I didn't see any of them trying to talk to me. Why are you putting it all on me?"
    "Because, you said you wanted to meet them but then acted like you didn't want to be there. I never get to see them anymore because of you." Graham yelled.
    I felt like he took a knife and stabbed me in the heart with it. Luckily he pulled into my driveway, "You never get to see them anymore because of me? Well here's the easy solution, don't f*cking talk to me again!" I slammed his car door shut and ran into my house. Mary was sitting at the kitchen table with the little neighbor boy. Even my little sister has a better love life than me!
    Feedback???
    Any good?

  6. SMFx27 SMFx27
    posted a quote
    October 25, 2011 9:27pm UTC
    Dear Bullies,
    Do you feel accomplished when you
    drive someone to the point of suicide?
    Sincerely, What'sWrong With You?

  7. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    October 26, 2011 3:16pm UTC
    Watching a horror movie
    And thinking:
    "No, don't kill him!
    He's HOT."

  8. Andrea_Loves_Skrillex Andrea_Loves_Skrillex
    posted a quote
    October 25, 2011 9:43pm UTC
    Paper Cuts;
    A tree's only revenge

  9. allofthegoodusersweretaken allofthegoodusersweretaken
    posted a quote
    October 25, 2011 9:07pm UTC
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    When a guy whistles at you;
    Ignore him.
    You're a lady.
    Not a dog.
    ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
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  10. brandneweyes brandneweyes
    posted a quote
    October 25, 2011 9:03pm UTC
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  11. XxprettixX XxprettixX
    posted a quote
    October 26, 2011 1:08pm UTC
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    In 2nd grade, they called me a "smarty pants"
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    in 9th grade they called me a "nerd" "kiss up" and
    "teachers pet"
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    but now, they call me
    BOSS.
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  12. teddybearbeware teddybearbeware
    posted a quote
    October 25, 2011 8:27pm UTC
    I don't care about
    11/11/11, the day I cant wait for is
    6/9/69 ♥
    Format Credit: Lexidanielle_xo

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