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cookieluverr
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August 7, 2011 9:18pm UTC

If 97% of all money has traces of cocaine in it;
No wonder whenever Mr. Krabs sniffs his money he starts acting high.
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NScarson09
posted a quote
August 7, 2011 9:30pm UTC

That Awkward Moment
When Soul surfer came out on dvd
during shark week.
-credit to adam young.
nmf

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maddisonRAWR
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August 7, 2011 7:41pm UTC

♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
Random Fact #7:
In the course of a lifetime
while sleeping you will eat
70 assorted bugs
and 10 spiders
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gross ikr?

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AshleighX3
posted a quote
August 7, 2011 7:08pm UTC

It's a joke, not a dick.
D O N ' T T A K E I T S O H A R D.

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jaydexox
posted a quote
August 7, 2011 8:33pm UTC

yes, I am singIe.
no, you don't have a chance.

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BEACHYLOVE
posted a quote
August 7, 2011 8:41pm UTC

& I really do hope
when my future daughter comes to me with tears in her eyes,
her hopes broken, feeling like her world’s crashing down
around her I can walk her over to the computer, type
wittyprofiles.com into the search bar and say
“Here, honey this will help, trust me.”

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shaysmiles
posted a quote
August 7, 2011 11:36pm UTC

you see that ♥ button right there
→
Yeah I'd tap that ♥
Format by Sandrasaurus
i saw this somewhere and LOVED it!
credit to whoever ♥

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emiiilyx3
posted a quote
August 7, 2011 8:53pm UTC

Dear Wii,
Jokes on you.
Sincerely,
bowling while laying on the couch.
♥

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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elizaplusnick
posted a quote
August 7, 2011 10:53pm UTC

There is always
that one friend who
gets the guys you like.

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Forever1216
posted a quote
August 7, 2011 10:32pm UTC

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»The difference between Casey Anthony & an elevator?
An elevator can raise a kid.«
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Althearose
posted a quote
August 8, 2011 12:24am UTC

[ ] Single
[ ] Taken
[✔] Waiting for my Prince Charming to get out of the traffic jam he ran in to on the way to my heart. ♥
nmf ]] ]Waiting for my Prince CharmingII

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alainarose33
posted a quote
August 8, 2011 12:17am UTC

Does anyone else...
Charge their phone for 5 minutes before they leave to go somewhere... thinking it will make a difference..?
nmf

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skaterlt6
posted a quote
August 7, 2011 9:03pm UTC

I've never gotten more than
20 favs on a quote, and it
would really mean a lot if
you just moved your mouse
over to the fav button and
clicked it. <3
& I will follow every single one of you(:

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Nicoletta_
posted a quote
August 7, 2011 9:23pm UTC

The best thing about being a teenager?
acting like your five again♥

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TheLovelyHazelnuts
posted a quote
August 8, 2011 12:48am UTC

fave if you agree....
painted nails makeyour hands more fun to use.

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HabiiBa
posted a quote
August 7, 2011 7:05pm UTC

Comforting your friend:
There there, I'm sure it'll be okay.
Comforting your best friend:
Seriously? You're crying over THAT?! Pull yourself together woman.

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JustTheWayIAm
posted a quote
August 8, 2011 12:47am UTC

Perry
Fav if you thought; the platypus.

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