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_RealRico_

Status: Crushinq on someone.... ? [ <3 ]

Member Since: 10 Jul 2012 04:24pm

Last Seen: 27 Aug 2012 01:25pm

Location: Chicago, Illinois.

Gender: M

user id: 316456

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RICARDO EMANUEL VASQUEZ.

Hello there, person. (:
I see you've found my page..
Well stay with me, I get very lonely at times. v_v
So basically, my name is Ricardo. Ricky, Rico, or poophead for all I care?
I honestly don't care about people's negative comments.
Want to vent? I'm here for you.
Btw, I'm not the grab & go kind of guy, don't
expect me to ask you out after 5 mins, because you will get let down.
So, I've been on witty for a bit, and It's pretty awesome
on my behalf. I've met plenty of awesome people, mostly
some beautiful & amazing girls, and strangely I have some crushes. /)_(\.
So basically, I'm a cool guy, very awkward at times,
and food is my bestfriend so far. Hmu? I am physically attracted
to humans. DUN DUN DUN!!!!!!!!!!! Ok that's all until my mind thinks up something else.
. : : A M A Z I N G . W I T T I A N S : : .
 
 
 
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  1. _RealRico_ _RealRico_
    posted a quote
     August 25, 2012 11:41am UTC
    Wittians: I miss the old witty.
    Steve: Which one?
    👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 4 points
  2. _RealRico_ _RealRico_
    posted a quote
     August 25, 2012 11:21am UTC
    Wittians: I miss the old witty.
    Steve: Which one?
    👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 2 points
  3. _RealRico_ _RealRico_
    posted a quote
     August 17, 2012 9:12am UTC
    I don't have a dirty mind.
    I have a sexy imagination.
    👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 79 points
  4. _RealRico_ _RealRico_
    posted a quote
     August 17, 2012 9:06am UTC
    Of course I'm not nervous.
    I'm hyperventilating for fun.
    👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 58 points
  5. _RealRico_ _RealRico_
    posted a quote
     August 17, 2012 9:03am UTC
    Food always looks better,
    when someone else is eating it.
    👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 34 points
  6. _RealRico_ _RealRico_
    posted a quote
     August 17, 2012 8:39am UTC
    I don't care what gender you are.
    I'm calling you dude.
    👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 125 points
  7. _RealRico_ _RealRico_
    posted a quote
     August 17, 2012 8:36am UTC
    I've always wondered,
    what a deaf argument is like.
    👍 this is good · read the comments · 21 points
  8. _RealRico_ _RealRico_
    posted a quote
     August 17, 2012 8:28am UTC
    when i lose: it's just a stupid game..
    when i win: haha, you stupid losers!
    👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 34 points
  9. _RealRico_ _RealRico_
    posted a quote
     August 17, 2012 8:26am UTC
    Biggest insult known to man:
    a rejected high five.
    👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 41 points
  10. _RealRico_ _RealRico_
    posted a quote
     August 17, 2012 8:21am UTC
    I'm so tired of money
    Playing hard to get.
    👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 5 points
  11. _RealRico_ _RealRico_
    posted a quote
     August 17, 2012 8:18am UTC
    I'm glad my pets can't talk.
    They know too much.
    👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 20 points
  12. _RealRico_ _RealRico_
    posted a quote
     August 17, 2012 8:16am UTC
    click to see this quote
    👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 7 points
  13. _RealRico_ _RealRico_
    posted a quote
     August 17, 2012 8:13am UTC
    Barking back at dogs.
    To show them who's boss.
    👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 14 points
  14. _RealRico_ _RealRico_
    posted a quote
     August 16, 2012 12:25pm UTC
    I don't care if you have swagg.
    Just pick up your pants and walk faster.
    👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 63 points
  15. _RealRico_ _RealRico_
    posted a quote
     August 5, 2012 3:02pm UTC
    ❒ Gay
    ❒ Bi-Sexual
    ❒ Lesbian
    ❒ Straight
    ✔ Human
    👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 8 points
  16. _RealRico_ _RealRico_
    posted a quote
     July 28, 2012 11:22am UTC
    TO ALL THE STUDENTS WHO DROPPED OUT OF HIGH SCHOOL:
    1) You tried your best.
    2) I don't like onions in my big mac.
    👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 11 points
  17. _RealRico_ _RealRico_
    posted a quote
     July 28, 2012 11:17am UTC
    me: Say something, I dare you. -.-
    friend: Something.
    me:
    friend:
    me:
    friend:
    me:
    Cop: So, he just shot himself in the head?
    me: Pretty much.
    👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 16 points
  18. _RealRico_ _RealRico_
    posted a quote
     July 28, 2012 11:12am UTC
    me: Dad, can I?
    dad: Go ask your mom.
    me: Mom?
    mom: Go ask your dad.
    👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 4 points
  19. _RealRico_ _RealRico_
    posted a quote
     July 28, 2012 10:56am UTC
    * 3am in the morning*
    friend: Yo, are you sleeping?
    me: No, I'm skydiving.
    👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 16 points
  20. _RealRico_ _RealRico_
    posted a quote
     July 28, 2012 10:53am UTC
    Boy: Why do you wear a bra? You have nothing to put in it.
    Girl:
    Boy:
    Girl:
    Boy
    Girl: You wear pants, don't you?
    👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 6 points
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