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_Jess_

1. _Jess_
   posted a quote
   August 8, 2012 5:36pm UTC
   Pulling up your blanket and accidentally punching yourself in the face...
   -.-
   
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2. _Jess_
   posted a quote
   August 8, 2012 1:24pm UTC
   That Moment When Your Refreshing The Page Hopeing That A Notification Pops Up!
   
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3. _Jess_
   posted a quote
   August 7, 2012 2:55pm UTC
   And when you smile,
   The whole world stops
   and stares for awhile♥
   
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4. _Jess_
   posted a quote
   August 3, 2012 2:39pm UTC
   Adalia Rose = Beautiful!
   I was on Facebook one night and It came up with this horrible thing about her she's five years old some people are going around saying that God doesn't love Aliens Oh yeah I'd like to see your faces if one of your children have this Rare Diease I honestly think that some people have horrible mind's and Quiet honestly the people that made this up and the people who liked this should be ashamed of themselves.
   If you don't no who she is Google her and then you'll see some of the crap people have put about her.
   
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5. _Jess_
   posted a quote
   August 2, 2012 3:24pm UTC
   The Police Are Looking For a
   suspect described as $exy,
   Funny & Great In Bed.
   Your Ugly @ss is safe, but
   where should I hide?
   
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6. _Jess_
   posted a quote
   August 2, 2012 3:18pm UTC
   Courage does not always Roar.
   Sometimes courage is the quiet voice
   at the end of the day saying,
   "I Will Try Again Tomorrow"
   
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7. _Jess_
   posted a quote
   July 24, 2012 9:07am UTC
   When I was a kid
   I used to think the
   Moon followed the Car everywhere
   
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8. _Jess_
   posted a quote
   July 24, 2012 6:59am UTC
   No Matter How Good Or Bad
   You Think Life Is,
   Wake Up Each Day And Be---
   Thankful For Life.
   Someone somewhere
   else is fighting
   to Survive.
   
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9. _Jess_
   posted a quote
   July 24, 2012 6:36am UTC
   Hey Dad, Do You remember
   when I killed a butterfly,
   and you said"No Butter for a week?"
   Yeahh?
   And when I killed that honeybee,
   you said "No honey for a week?"
   Yeah, That was month's ago so what?
   Mom Just killed a C0ckRoach,
   should I break it to her?
   ...
   
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10. _Jess_
    posted a quote
    July 23, 2012 6:37pm UTC
    If Money doesn't Grow on trees, then why do banks have branches?
    
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11. _Jess_
    posted a quote
    July 22, 2012 9:08am UTC
    I'M SEXY AND I KNOW IT
    THIS ISN'T KATIE BTW.
    C; ILOVEYHU.
    TUUUUURRRRTTLLLEESSS..
    ♥♥♥♥
    Jess, Is AWWSSHHUMMMMM!!
    IloveYhuuBootifuull. ;3
    This obviously, Is not, Katie. I Mean, why would Katie even do this. Exactly, She wouldn't so yea, c; i'd literally turn lezzoo for Katie c; She's haawwtt b!tches.
    Yo' face turns me awwnn, c;
    Bye♥
    
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12. _Jess_
    posted a quote
    July 22, 2012 8:54am UTC
    Elmo Know's where you live.
    I wonder how many people wanted to kill Elmo when they heard this on the Simpson's..
    
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13. _Jess_
    posted a quote
    July 22, 2012 8:18am UTC
    Boys think of girls Just
    like books;
    If the cover doesn't catch
    their eye's, they won't
    even bother to read
    what's Inside.
    
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14. _Jess_
    posted a quote
    July 21, 2012 2:19pm UTC
    *Phone Fall's*
    Damn, Are You Okay Phone?
    *Friend Fall's*
    HAHAHA!
    Like if you do this!
    somtime's.
    
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15. _Jess_
    posted a quote
    July 20, 2012 5:25pm UTC
    You're So Fake, Barbie Is Jealous.
    
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16. _Jess_
    posted a quote
    July 20, 2012 11:41am UTC
    Oh so You Want To Argue? Bring It. Ive got Caps Lock On.
    
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17. _Jess_
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    July 16, 2012 3:24pm UTC
    Boy: Why Dont You Have A Boyfriend Yet?
    Girl: I'm Not Allowed One. Why Havent You Got A Girlfriend?
    Boy: Because You're Still Not Allowed To Have A Boyfriend.
    TRUE LOVE!
    ♥
    
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18. _Jess_
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    July 16, 2012 3:19pm UTC
    I Hate It When Friend's Look Up To You Thinking Your Cool And Then Go Copy Your Word's.. Its Like That's My Word!! NO!!:/// Just Don't Even Bother.. It's Not Cool...
    
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19. _Jess_
    posted a quote
    July 16, 2012 3:06pm UTC
    If You Didnt Smile You'd Have A Ugly Wrinkled Face. That's Why Grumpy People Are Wrinkled And Ugly. One Good Excuse To Keep Smiling.
    :D
    
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20. _Jess_
    posted a quote
    July 16, 2012 2:52pm UTC
    Awkward Moment When Its Your Birthday And Everyone Is Singing Happy Birthday To You And You Don't No Where To Look..
    
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