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WonderfulLove
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June 26, 2012 10:25pm UTC

Our whole universe was in a hot dense state,
Then nearly fourteen billion years ago expansion started. Wait...
The Earth began to cool,
The autotrophs began to drool,
Neanderthals developed tools,
We built a wall (we built the pyramids),
Math, science, history, unraveling the mysteries,
That all started with the big bang!
Best. Show. Ever.

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GoxOutxWithxAxBangx3
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June 11, 2012 8:27pm UTC

*Watching the One Direction DVD*
Louis: This sounds kind of weird, but my mom got me a mattress.
Me: I'll be happy to join you in it.
Louis:
Me:
Louis:
Me:
Louis:
Me: Who said that?

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xlonglivex
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April 13, 2012 3:02pm UTC

& dear it breaks my heart, to see you here.

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Katherine *
posted a quote
April 13, 2012 3:02pm UTC

British Accent ♥

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Kristenloveschicken
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April 13, 2012 3:04pm UTC

Stop talking you ugly landwhale.

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ImperfectMe
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April 13, 2012 3:04pm UTC

That Lonley moment when....--
you follow yourself on witty.

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SarSarChan
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April 13, 2012 3:05pm UTC

Wow, Justin Biebers voice has really changed, I mean listen to his song "Boyfriend" and then, compare it to his old song "Baby" I like his voice better now >,>

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sophsunflower12
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April 13, 2012 3:05pm UTC

& if i die tomorrow,
tell Niall Horan that i loved him.

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