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_ChEeR_ShOrTy_

1. _ChEeR_ShOrTy_
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   April 12, 2004 9:21am UTC
   those were the days when your teddi bear fixed EvEryThInG
   boo-boos were the [( only )] thing that brought tears
   boys had ~*.+cooties+.*~ and good-byes _never_ ment f o r e v e r.
   :/ upseting yes..
   
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2. _ChEeR_ShOrTy_
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   April 11, 2004 9:20am UTC
   L e t T h e R a i n F
   A
   L
   L
   D o w n
   
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3. _ChEeR_ShOrTy_
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   April 11, 2004 9:14am UTC
   This is nucking futs- Dickie Roberts
   such a great movie!
   
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4. _ChEeR_ShOrTy_
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   April 11, 2004 9:13am UTC
   i hate the way you talk to me, and the way you cut ur hair! I hate the way u drive my car, i hate it whwen u stare! I hate ur big dumb combat boots, and the way u read my mind! I hate u so much it makes me sick; it even makes me rhyme! I hate it, I hate the way ur always right! I hate it whne u lie! I hate it when u make me laugh, even worse when u make me cry! I hate it when ur not around, and the fact that u didnt call! But mostly i hate the way i dont hate u. Not even close, not even a little bit, not even at all! **
   10 things i hate about you!**
   i LoVe that movie!
   
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5. _ChEeR_ShOrTy_
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   April 11, 2004 9:13am UTC
   Yes...behind every great man there's a woman rolling her eyes -- Bruce Almighty
   
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6. _ChEeR_ShOrTy_
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   April 11, 2004 9:12am UTC
   "He told me he has an uncurable diease, I didn't find out until later it was stupidity" - Miss Congeniality
   
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7. _ChEeR_ShOrTy_
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   April 11, 2004 9:11am UTC
   a guy once gave a girl 12 roses.. 11 fake, 1 real.. he said, when the last rose dies i'll stop loving you...
   isnt that so sweet..i wanna guy to do that for me :/
   
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8. _ChEeR_ShOrTy_
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   April 11, 2004 9:10am UTC
   If you add the couch, subtract the clothes, and add the lips isn't making out pretty much like math?
   
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9. _ChEeR_ShOrTy_
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   April 11, 2004 9:06am UTC
   why r blond jokes so short? so guys can understand them!
   OR
   why r blond jokes so short? so brunettes can remember them!
   
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10. _ChEeR_ShOrTy_
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    April 11, 2004 9:03am UTC
    Boys are like mascara - they run at the first sign of emotion
    
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11. _ChEeR_ShOrTy_
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    April 11, 2004 9:02am UTC
    men are like placemats..they only show up when foods on the table
    
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12. _ChEeR_ShOrTy_
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    April 11, 2004 9:02am UTC
    Why don't you slip yourself into something more comfortable...like a coma
    
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13. _ChEeR_ShOrTy_
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    April 11, 2004 9:01am UTC
    This iz a A and B conversation so C your way out b4 D and E come and F you up!!!
    
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14. _ChEeR_ShOrTy_
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    April 11, 2004 8:59am UTC
    They say that if you break it, you buy it.. Well, you broke my heart but I'll let you have mine for free..
    
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15. _ChEeR_ShOrTy_
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    April 11, 2004 8:57am UTC
    *god gave men brains larger than dogs' so they wouldn't hump women's legs at cocktail parties* -angelia jolie
    
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16. _ChEeR_ShOrTy_
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    April 11, 2004 8:53am UTC
    My whole life is just one big blonde moment!
    
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17. _ChEeR_ShOrTy_
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    April 11, 2004 8:52am UTC
    friends are like condoms they're always around when things get hard!!
    
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18. _ChEeR_ShOrTy_
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    April 11, 2004 8:50am UTC
    best friends are like good bras; hard to find, supportive, comfortable, always lifts you up, never lets you down or leaves you hanging, makes you look better, and ALWAYS close to your heart
    
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19. _ChEeR_ShOrTy_
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    April 11, 2004 8:47am UTC
    Dream as if you'll live forever, live as if you'll die today.
    
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20. _ChEeR_ShOrTy_
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    April 11, 2004 8:46am UTC
    only in america do banks leave the doors open and chain the pens to the counters!!
    i always wondered why they did that...
    
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