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_Beverly_

1. _Beverly_
   posted a quote
   December 20, 2011 12:02am UTC
   can someone plz tell me who wrote tht 1 qoute tht was like
   to all 11 year olds- hows ur relationship? did he steal ur cookie.
   
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2. _Beverly_
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   December 15, 2011 11:28pm UTC
   I hate it when my parents tell me where we are going for christmas break, and get all my hopes up then tell me that we are not going, 2 days before we were supose to leave.
   
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3. _Beverly_
   posted a quote
   December 11, 2011 12:18am UTC
   DON'T READ THIS!!!!
   90% of people will marry their 7th- 12th grade love♥.
   Since you read this, you'll be told great news tonight. but if you don't repost this, your worst week starts now
   
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4. _Beverly_
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   December 10, 2011 4:03pm UTC
   THAT FMLMOMENT
   When you're finish panting your nails and then you have a wedgie
   
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5. _Beverly_
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   December 10, 2011 2:24pm UTC
   THAT FMLMOMENT
   When you're about to watch a movie and then BAM, a human giraffe sits right in front of you.
   nmq/f
   
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6. _Beverly_
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   December 10, 2011 1:43am UTC
   Girl: am I pretty?
   Boy : NO..
   Girl : Do you want to be with me forever?
   ... Boy : NO.
   ... Girl : Would you cry if I walked away?
   Boy : NO.
   She heard enough, and was hurt. She walked away, tears ran down her face. The boy grabbed her arm.
   Boy : Your not pretty, your Beautiful. I don't want to be with you forever, I NEED to be with you forever. And I wouldn't cry if you walked away, I would DIE.
   (Boy whispers) : Please? Stay with me.
   (Girl whispers) : I will.
   Tonight at midnight your true love will realize they love you. Something good will happen to you tomorrow, it could be anywhere. Get ready for the biggest shock of your life! If you don't repost this in the next 15 minutes, you will have bad luck for the next 5 years
   
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7. _Beverly_
   posted a quote
   December 10, 2011 1:19am UTC
   Ok, today i want to make a ClubPenguin acount
   clicks username box
   Me:Okay um .... sunshine6547
   Sorry someone has this nickname
   Me:Okay um...angel543
   Sorry someone has this username
   Me:Okay mabey this one sprinkles2134
   Sorry someone has this user name
   *Trys 5 more times *
   Me:OMG this is not working you know what... what about this hidjfhyeufgdj
   Sorry someone has this username
   WTF
   nmq
   
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8. _Beverly_
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   December 10, 2011 12:53am UTC
   click to see this quote
   
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9. _Beverly_
   posted a quote
   December 8, 2011 12:02am UTC
   Roses Are Red , Violets Are Blue , God Made Me Pretty But What The Hell Happened To You ?!
   ~ I Have Always Wondered Why People Bang Their Heads Against Walls .. Then I Met You :o
   ~ Don't Bother Leaving A Message
   ~ I Had A Nightmare , I Dreamt I Was You .. :']
   
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10. _Beverly_
    posted a quote
    December 7, 2011 11:54pm UTC
    BEFORE YOU ASSUME
    LEARN THE FACTS
    BEFORE YOU JUDGE
    UNDERSTAND
    BEFORE YOU HURT SOMEONE
    FEEL
    BEFORE YOU SPEAK
    THINK
    ♥
    
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11. _Beverly_
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    November 22, 2011 6:49pm UTC
    When It's Friday:
    Teacher: "Class Today you have homework and it's do on Monday"
    Me:Ok so i will do it on sunday
    
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12. _Beverly_
    posted a quote
    November 22, 2011 6:01pm UTC
    Rawr
    ♥
    NOM NOM NOM i got yo nose :]
    
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13. _Beverly_
    posted a quote
    November 21, 2011 9:29pm UTC
    b*tch shut the f**k up your vaginas
    been used more than google.
    nmq
    
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14. _Beverly_
    posted a quote
    November 21, 2011 9:18pm UTC
    Im Sexy and I know it!
    No, Your not.
    
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15. _Beverly_
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    November 21, 2011 9:12pm UTC
    That Disoponting moment when you have to show your parents your report card
    
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16. _Beverly_
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    November 21, 2011 8:56pm UTC
    When you carry a Bible,
    the devil gets a headache.
    When you open it, he collapses.
    When he sees you reading it, he faints.
    When he sees you living it, he flees.
    And just when you're about to re-post this, he will try & discourage you.
    I just defeated him.
    Favorite, copy & paste this if you're in God's army!
    
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17. _Beverly_
    posted a quote
    November 21, 2011 8:52pm UTC
    please read
    a girl was beat by her father. if you dont repost she will show up at your bed at 2:12 Really,
    
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18. _Beverly_
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    November 21, 2011 8:43pm UTC
    I'm so going to be on the top quotes
    
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19. _Beverly_
    posted a quote
    October 10, 2011 7:10pm UTC
    The awkward moment
    When all your friends are talking about something you don't know and just sitting down there agreeing to everthing
    
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