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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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_superwhitegirlproblems
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May 25, 2013 11:34pm UTC

Super White Girl Problems #2260
Choking in the
middle of class when
it's dead silent.
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Hale_Storm18
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April 26, 2013 8:22pm UTC

Homework? Decent grades? The Bible said
Adam and Eve, not Adam and Achieve

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Hale_Storm18
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April 26, 2013 11:11pm UTC

One time in English class we were talking about Romeo & Juliet and I
yelled out, "SPOILER: Romeo and Juliet die!" and I sh//t you not, at least 1/3 of the class got really mad at me because they didn't know that's how it ended.

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
April 17, 2013 5:33pm UTC

Shall I compare thee to a summer's day?
Thou art sweaty and disgusting and please go away.

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Hale_Storm18
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April 18, 2013 1:28pm UTC

I'm fine with gay people as long as they don't make out in front of me.
I'm fine with straight people as long as they don't make out in front of me. Stop making out in front of me. It makes me feel uncomfortable.

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
March 29, 2013 8:34am UTC

I have to accept the fact that I won't
ever be someone's first choice

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_superwhitegirlproblems
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April 1, 2013 10:44pm UTC

Super White Girl Problems #2023
When you use
unnecessary abbreviations
in everyday conversation:
"oh, that's super awk." or
"omg how adorbs!"
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Hale_Storm18
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April 2, 2013 12:43pm UTC

Friend: I hope your gravestone is in comic sans
Me: I hope you have to use algebra in your career
Friend: I hope you lose all your shoes and have to wear crocs
Me: I hope your computer crashes
Friend: I hope you step on a lego
Me: I hope the cancel Oprah
Friend: You take that back!

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Hale_Storm18
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April 2, 2013 7:30pm UTC

Someone: That's so gay
White girl: OH MY GOD YOU DID NOT JUST SAID THAT. DID YOU? DID YOU REALLY. YOU KNOW, LOVE IS LOVE, IT DOESN'T MATTER IF IT'S BETWEEN A BOY AND A BOY OR A GIRL AND A GIRL OR A BOY AND A GIRL, IT'S LOVE. GAY SHOULDN'T BE USED AS AN INSULT, I HOPE YOUR HEAD IS CUT OFF AND THROWN INTO A GAY BAR.
Someone: That's so gay
Gay person: I know, right?

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
March 30, 2013 6:52pm UTC

These battle scars don't look like they're fading
Don't look like they're ever going away
They ain't never gonna change
These battle scars don't look like they're fading
Don't look like they're ever going away
They ain't never gonna change

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_superwhitegirlproblems
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March 10, 2013 5:56pm UTC

Super White Girl Problems #1909
Wanting to be a
Disney Princess.
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_superwhitegirlproblems
posted a quote
March 10, 2013 5:15pm UTC

Super White Girl Problems #1904
When you get an
iPhone and nearly all your
cameraroll photos are of
you using the front cam.
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sammy*
posted a quote
March 10, 2013 7:26pm UTC

Although we never said it to eachother,
I think we both knew.

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
March 2, 2013 10:23pm UTC

I might be ugly but at least--
Nevermind, my personality sucks, too.

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
February 26, 2013 4:03pm UTC

Leo[n]ard[o]
Di Cap[oscars]rio

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Raynniee
posted a quote
February 25, 2013 10:03pm UTC

Most people don't realize this,
But you can actually go to the gym without telling Facebook about it.

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_livelife
posted a quote
February 13, 2013 6:58am UTC

Dear Facebook,
Thank you for improving and stoping my chat, while i speak to my crush.
Yours Faithfully
A very annoyed Facebooker.

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mtndewhm*
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February 19, 2013 7:27pm UTC

'Be yourself'
But you get bullied and judged for it.
'Don't worry, we'll always love you'
Until you do something they don't like.
'You don't have to move out'
Until you're 30, then get the f*ck out.
'You can be whatever you want to and we'll support that'
But you have to go to college, have kids, get married, and be succesful in life.
THERE WILL ALWAYS BE A HIDDEN MESSAGE.

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Hale_Storm18
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February 22, 2013 2:51pm UTC

Me: I wish I had a toilet and sink in the corner of my room so I wouldn't have to walk all the way to the bathroom.
Friend: That's a prison cell
Me: In prison your food gets cooked for you, as well. I'm beginning to think that murdering people I don't like wouldn't be such a bad thing.
Friend: You do realize that we're in public and a police officer might be around
Me: Oh no, what are they going to do? Send me to prison?

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