Imagine if you suddenly woke up and your whole life had been a dream, and you're actually a completely different person living a different life in a different world.
My grandmother is trying to pick a colour for her new wheelchair and me and my dad are telling her to get black and she’s just like “but how will I know if someone is stealing it” and my dad is just like “because you’ll be sitting on the floor” and she slapped him!
One time my teacher who has a monobrow asked me “What the hell did you do to your hair?” Because I had a blonde streak through it and I said “What the hell did you do to your eyebrow?” And he sent me outside.