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  1. addictedtonutella addictedtonutella
    posted a quote
    July 5, 2013 11:49am UTC
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    Me:
    Intelligent status about what's actually on my mind, with correct
    spelling and grammar.
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    Annoying facebook girl:
    being dtrunk is like my favoritwe thing to doo.....................lol. TEXT
    MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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    ❤ Eric Smith and 800 others like this.
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  2. addictedtonutella addictedtonutella
    posted a quote
    July 5, 2013 11:58am UTC
    Your such a b.itch!
    *You're
    OMG Your so annoying!
    *You're
    Fine, I'm gonna kick you're a.ss!
    *Your

  3. addictedtonutella addictedtonutella
    posted a quote
    July 30, 2013 6:00pm UTC
    OHMYCOOKIEBALLSIHAVENTBEENONINLIKE
    100000YEARSIMISSEDALLOFYOUGUYSAMI
    FAMOUSYETIWASONASTUPIDVACATION
    PLEASEFORGIVEMEHD:

  4. addictedtonutella addictedtonutella
    posted a quote
    July 30, 2013 6:22pm UTC
    THE SCARIEST THING IN THE WORLD
    is an empty nutella jar *O*

  5. addictedtonutella addictedtonutella
    posted a quote
    July 30, 2013 6:27pm UTC
    If nothing goes right - go left

  6. addictedtonutella addictedtonutella
    posted a quote
    July 30, 2013 7:14pm UTC
    Substitute teacher: are you chewing gum?
    Me: no, I'm Delilah.

  7. addictedtonutella addictedtonutella
    posted a quote
    July 31, 2013 10:38am UTC
    Next time you're in the shower, cover you ears with your hands and slowly walk under the water.
    IT SOUNDS LIKE RAIN

  8. addictedtonutella addictedtonutella
    posted a quote
    July 31, 2013 10:42am UTC
    Teacher: Young man, are you the teacher of this class?
    Student: No ma'am
    Teacher: then don't talk like an idiot!

  9. addictedtonutella addictedtonutella
    posted a quote
    July 31, 2013 10:45am UTC
    Teacher: Why are you laughing, Delilah?!
    Me: I'm sorry - I was just thinking about something funny
    Teacher: once and for all, Delilah, remember that during
    school hours, you're not supposed to think!

  10. addictedtonutella addictedtonutella
    posted a quote
    July 31, 2013 12:41pm UTC
    My boyfriend is like a trampoline...
    I DON'T HAVE A TRAMPOLINE

  11. addictedtonutella addictedtonutella
    posted a quote
    August 25, 2013 12:49pm UTC
    look left ---------------> fail

  12. addictedtonutella addictedtonutella
    posted a quote
    September 20, 2013 9:04pm UTC
    What's up with the new Witty format?
    ._. I like it someways and someways I hate it... I MISS THE RAINBOW WHEN CHU HOVER OVER WITTY!!

  13. addictedtonutella addictedtonutella
    posted a quote
    September 20, 2013 9:26pm UTC
    How much do I cost?-$4295
    Natural Hair:
    [x] Brown - $100
    [] Blonde - $50
    [] Black - $60
    [] Red - $70
    [] Other- $75
    Eye Color:
    [] Brown - $50
    [] Green - $75
    [] Blue $150
    |x] Hazel $100
    [] Other - $15
    Height:
    [] Over 7′ - $200
    [] 6′8″ to 7′ - $175
    [] 6′0″ to 6′7″ - $150
    [x] 5′5″ to 5′11″ - $75
    [] 5′4″ to 5′10″ - $85
    [] Under 5′4 - $25
    Total so far: $275
    Age:
    [] 50 to 56 - $175
    [] 46 to 50 - $150
    [] 41 to 45 - $125
    [] 31 to 40 - $100
    [] 26 to 30 - $75
    [] 21 to 25 - $50
    [] 19 to 20 - $25
    [X] 0 to 18 - $100
    Birth Order:
    [] Twins or more than twins - $750
    [x] First Born - $320
    [] Only Child - $250
    [] second born - $150
    [] Middle child - $100
    [] Last Born - $100
    [] third born - $550
    [] fourth born - $300
    [] fifth born - $400
    [] sixth born -$215
    Total so far: $695
    Drink?
    [] I did like twice - $400
    [] Only Holidays - $250
    [] Sometimes - $215
    [] YES - $200
    [] only weekends - $300
    [] Every other day - $50
    [] Once a day - $15
    [] I live from the bottle - $Bankrupt$
    [x] No - $600
    Vision?
    [x] perfect vision - $400
    []need or have glasses/ contacts but dont wear them - $200
    [] No correction - $100
    [] Glasses - $50
    [] contacts - $25
    [] Surgical correction - $100
    Total so far: $1,995
    Shoe Size:
    [ ] 13+ - $300
    [ ] 12 and a half to 13 - $250
    [] 11 to 12 - $400
    [x] 7 to 10 - $500
    [] Under 7- $450
    Favorite Color/Colors (don't need to be 1, can be more):
    [] Green-$750
    [] Red - $600
    [] Black - $100
    [] Yellow -$475
    [] Brown - $300
    [] Purple - $225
    [] White - $400
    [x] Aqua - $350
    [] Orange - $300
    [x] Blue - $300
    [] Pink - $100
    [] Other - $500
    Total: $3,145
    did you use a calculator to add it all up?
    [] Yes $0
    [x] Nope (counted myself :3) - $1000
    [] some- $750
    I COST $4,145 :D

  14. addictedtonutella addictedtonutella
    posted a quote
    October 4, 2013 6:04pm UTC

    KEEP
    CALM
    AND
    MAKE
    RIDUCULOUS
    PUNNY
    PUNS.

  15. addictedtonutella addictedtonutella
    posted a quote
    October 6, 2013 8:37am UTC
    MARRY ME?
    A - Yes
    B - A
    C - B

  16. addictedtonutella addictedtonutella
    posted a quote
    October 6, 2013 8:42am UTC
    Mom: You're so beautiful, sweetie!
    Dad: If any boy asks you out, I'm
    coming for him.
    Grandparents: You're so gorgeous,
    the guy must be all over you!
    Friends: Shut up, you're pretty.
    Boys: WHY IS THAT POTATO
    LOOKING AT ME?!

  17. addictedtonutella addictedtonutella
    posted a quote
    October 6, 2013 8:45am UTC
    DON'T YOU DARE TYPE
    AT ME IN THAT TONE OF
    VOICE.

  18. addictedtonutella addictedtonutella
    posted a quote
    October 6, 2013 8:58am UTC
    8 planets,
    204 countries,
    809 islands,
    7 seas,
    6.000.000.000+ people,
    AND I'M STILL SINGLE.
    Cookiedoughformats

  19. addictedtonutella addictedtonutella
    posted a quote
    October 6, 2013 9:04am UTC
    I was in the hospital yesterday to see my mom
    (sick) and I saw a cute guy with a cast on his leg
    and my first thought was,
    "Hey, this one can't run away."

  20. addictedtonutella addictedtonutella
    posted a quote
    October 6, 2013 9:08am UTC
    That awkward moment when you're about to hug
    this extremely sexy person and then you hit the mirror.

:)

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