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YouMakeMeFeelWorthless

  1. 3livefordanceX3 3livefordanceX3
    posted a quote
    November 24, 2011 2:51am UTC
    Seeing the first question on a test and thinking......
    "Yup, i'm screwed."

  2. DLongoria DLongoria
    posted a quote
    November 24, 2011 2:53am UTC
    I protect my six pack with a layer of fat.

  3. ninababy97 ninababy97
    posted a quote
    November 24, 2011 3:33am UTC
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  4. Little_Dreamer Little_Dreamer
    posted a quote
    November 24, 2011 4:25am UTC
    that awkward moment when
    your mum has the same wrapping paper as Santa.

  5. jennyfoot_96 jennyfoot_96
    posted a quote
    November 24, 2011 4:39am UTC
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  6. hannahmichale97 hannahmichale97 happy witty anniversary!
    posted a quote
    November 24, 2011 5:31am UTC
    Trying to kill a spider
    but missed, then thinking:
    "It's gonna kill me in my sleep"
    nmf

  7. bchoquette11 bchoquette11
    posted a quote
    November 23, 2011 10:19pm UTC
    Be yourself; everyone else is already taken.

  8. Haleybrown32 Haleybrown32
    posted a quote
    November 23, 2011 10:21pm UTC
    That awkward moment when your computer askes you if youd like to continue unprotected and you do know if you should or not..

  9. carina899 carina899
    posted a quote
    November 23, 2011 10:23pm UTC
    If someone talks about you behind your back...
    It's because you're ahead of them

  10. Creenxoxo23 Creenxoxo23
    posted a quote
    November 23, 2011 10:23pm UTC
    If He Is Dumb Enough To Walk Away....
    Be Smart Enough To Let Him
    GO ♥

  11. LiveAndLoveForever LiveAndLoveForever
    posted a quote
    November 23, 2011 10:37pm UTC
    People end up judging you anyways,
    so might as well have fun, and live it up your own way.♥

  12. Haleybrown32 Haleybrown32
    posted a quote
    November 23, 2011 10:44pm UTC
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  13. bchoquette11 bchoquette11
    posted a quote
    November 23, 2011 10:49pm UTC
    Be yourself, don't take anyone's sh*t, and never let them take you alive.

  14. jellybean4747 jellybean4747
    posted a quote
    November 23, 2011 10:49pm UTC
    Dear boys,
    Did you know that the most common way that women kill is by poisoning food?
    Sincerely,
    You still want that sandwich?

  15. ravenboyal20 ravenboyal20
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    November 23, 2011 10:51pm UTC
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  16. Haleybrown32 Haleybrown32
    posted a quote
    November 23, 2011 10:58pm UTC
    Eventually people will learn that mistakes are ment to be learned from , not repeated.

  17. HannahGen HannahGen
    posted a quote
    November 23, 2011 11:02pm UTC
    Shoot for the stars&&
    If you dont grab them at least
    your on top of the world(:


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  19. fireflies87 fireflies87
    posted a quote
    November 23, 2011 11:07pm UTC
    No matter how good or bad you think life is, wake up each day and be thankful for life. Someone somewhere else is fighting to survive.

  20. youtoo45 youtoo45
    posted a quote
    November 23, 2011 11:13pm UTC
    So if i still am in love eith my ex should i try to get back together with him or just move on? I'm so confused help please!

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