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DLongoria

1. DLongoria
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   January 13, 2012 4:43am UTC
   when i'm listening to music and you come to mind
   all my love songs start to play. <3
   
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2. DLongoria
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   January 13, 2012 4:36am UTC
   ya know what's weird??
   i feel happy and sad at the same time
   
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3. DLongoria
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   December 28, 2011 3:16am UTC
   I DON'T LIKE HIM!!
   i love him. (no)(kinda)(not really)(maybe)
   
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4. DLongoria
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   December 27, 2011 2:24am UTC
   Those Awkward Moments Between Your Birth And Your Death
   
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5. DLongoria
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   December 23, 2011 5:17pm UTC
   that awkward moment when you don't know which day it is cuz your on freakin vacation
   
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6. DLongoria
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   December 23, 2011 5:15pm UTC
   I dig, you dig , he dig, she dig, we dig, they dig.
   it's not a good peom, but it's very 'deep'!
   
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7. DLongoria
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   December 23, 2011 5:11pm UTC
   If you live your life without giving an "f",
   You're only living a li[]e
   
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8. DLongoria
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   December 17, 2011 1:39am UTC
   *texting my friend in science and the kid behind me sees*
   Kid: SHE'S TEXTING!
   Me: *total pokerface*
   Teacher: ....
   Friend: hehehe! you got in trouble!
   
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9. DLongoria
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   December 17, 2011 1:30am UTC
   no. it's ok. i'm fine.
   if only they could see the inside
   
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10. DLongoria
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    December 17, 2011 1:26am UTC
    beauty doesn't count if i can wipe 90% of it off with a tissue
    
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11. DLongoria
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    December 11, 2011 1:25am UTC
    Rainbows are purtty :)
    
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12. DLongoria
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    November 24, 2011 2:53am UTC
    I protect my six pack with a layer of fat.
    
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13. DLongoria
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    November 22, 2011 2:03am UTC
    Does anyone else HATE when you want Chick-Fil-A on a Sunday?
    
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14. DLongoria
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    November 22, 2011 1:58am UTC
    i hate listening to you and thinking: "lie, lie, lie"
    
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15. DLongoria
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    November 22, 2011 1:51am UTC
    So True:
    *At the gym, boy starts doing sit ups*
    Boy: 1...2...3..........................
    *Hot girl walks by*
    Boy: 153...154...155....................
    
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16. DLongoria
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    November 22, 2011 1:48am UTC
    Dear People, I'm not going to talk about boys. Or girls. Or Justin Bieber. Not even Black Ops or heart breaks. You know what I'm going to talk about? Turtles. Because everyone loves turtles. Especially when they're awkward.
    
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17. DLongoria
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    November 12, 2011 12:30am UTC
    who else hates rejection?
    
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18. DLongoria
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    November 6, 2011 2:40am UTC
    If tomatos are a fruit, is kechup like a smoothie?
    
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19. DLongoria
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    November 6, 2011 2:38am UTC
    If Cinderella's shoe fit perfectly, then why did it fall off in the first place?
    
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20. DLongoria
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    November 6, 2011 2:37am UTC
    I JUST REALIZED THAT IT CAN NEVER BE OPPOSITE DAY. CUZ IF IT IS, THEN IT REALLY ISN'T. RIGHT?
    
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