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  1. cocopuffs cocopuffs
    posted a quote
    January 30, 2014 9:46pm UTC
    So today at school this girl
    walked up to me and
    was like
    "Hey what's the
    biggest bruise you've
    ever gotten?"
    and then I told her
    this really long story about
    how someone slammed me into
    a wall and then she was like
    "The biggest bruise I've ever
    gotten was from looking at you."
    and i just kinda stood there

  2. cocopuffs cocopuffs
    posted a quote
    January 31, 2014 8:28pm UTC
    Guise. The Fault In Our Stars trailer
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ItBvH5J6ss

  3. cocopuffs cocopuffs
    posted a quote
    January 31, 2014 8:33pm UTC
    Five more months, guys.
    Five more months until we'll be lining up in the closest theatre
    Five more months, and we'll be waiting in our seats with
    an entire tissue box at the ready,
    clenching the armrest, looking at everyone
    around us knowing we're sharing the same laughs
    and the same tears at all the right parts.
    Guys, five more months.
    I'll see you in June.
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ItBvH5J6ss

  4. cocopuffs cocopuffs
    posted a quote
    January 31, 2014 9:48pm UTC
    Can we just
    stress over the fact
    that tomorrow all
    of the One Direction
    boys will all be
    adults??

  5. cocopuffs cocopuffs
    posted a quote
    January 31, 2014 11:08pm UTC
    Well, I can officially say
    that directioners have
    broken Vevo.
    3,921,458

  6. cocopuffs cocopuffs
    posted a quote
    February 1, 2014 11:13am UTC
    I am not a morning person.
    Do not pull the covers off me.
    I WILL KILL YOU.

  7. cocopuffs cocopuffs
    posted a quote
    February 1, 2014 11:18am UTC
    Best pick up line ever: Is your body from McDonalds? Because I'm Lovin' It

  8. cocopuffs cocopuffs
    posted a quote
    February 1, 2014 11:21am UTC
    Shortest Horror Story Ever
    Computer: Unable to connect to the internet

  9. cocopuffs cocopuffs
    posted a quote
    February 1, 2014 4:47pm UTC
    'Cause your words were like gasoline
    and you poured them all over the fire

  10. cocopuffs cocopuffs
    posted a quote
    February 1, 2014 4:56pm UTC
    Of course I talk to myself
    sometimes I need
    expert advice

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