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Belladixie17
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November 17, 2011 4:07pm UTC

hey , did you hear that Rebecca Black is pregnant ?
guess that's what happens when you get down on Friday..
she must have chosen the back seat.

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EmilyThatChick
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September 1, 2011 12:27am UTC

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Mikaylax33
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October 15, 2011 6:50pm UTC

B u l l i e d♥"CATLYN!" mom yelled as she came bursted her way into my perfectly tiedy room," hurry up and get ready for your first day of school! its 8.00am! school starts in half an hour" Mom repeated this twice," Ohno! " i yelled as i pinned up my blue hair,i searched through my draws trying to find someone gorgeous to wear on the first day of being a freshman,There it is, sitting perfectly up against my white spotted computer chair, my silver cut top with gorgeous dimonds sparkling on it, then she grabbed her blue sparkling high heels and her long ankle length pink skirt to match it," yes! " i yell as i pick up the phone and dial Trent's number, Hm. thats weird his phone is engaged....She walked over to her pitchure frame and looked at the pitchure of her and Trent,her one love ever since Kindergarton.Catlyn gobbeled down breakfast and ran to the bus stop,She was standing next to a tall guy she had never met before he had perfect blonde curls, his body was tanned and muscley, she was standing there day dreaming at him then suddenly he said " Um can i help you?" Catlyn looked horrified and managed to mutter out " um uh uh no uh sorry i was just..." then he spoke again " Dont worry about it, my names Tyler" he smiled and had perfectly straight white teeth.She replied with " oh my name is um Catlyn Rose Lia "He told her she had a gorgeous name,Then the bus arrived. Kids screaming, swearing throwing things at each other,Catlyn put her blue sparkling high heel on the step of the bus and....Should i carry on ?

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xhaileex
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October 15, 2011 6:22pm UTC

Today I went to google
and typed in "what do I do if..."
and got "what do I do if a ginger kid bites me?"
I didn't bother even going to yahoo.♥
nmf

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lilbeastupintheclub99
posted a quote
October 14, 2011 5:45pm UTC

highlight
i really had you going like there was actually something ot highlight
as if

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stefernie
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October 7, 2011 5:10pm UTC

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xRoxMySox
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October 6, 2011 8:10pm UTC

OMG
This Actually Works!
1. Hold your breath.
2. Die.

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Emmixoxo12
posted a quote
October 6, 2011 4:55pm UTC

Wanna hear a bird joke.? Its a real QUACK up !
Haha!, thats EMUsing :)
Ikr? and to think that Josh told me to Crow up..
Duck him!, i say
Okay, i dont know anymore.
Well, this is HAWKward.!
nmf. quote from smartphowned.com

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firepoptart321
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October 6, 2011 6:34pm UTC

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cooolstoryybro
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October 6, 2011 6:43pm UTC

Replacements for
"cool story,
bro."
1) Fascinating discourse, chum.
2) Riveting fable, comrade.
3) Intriguing anecdote, brethren.
4) Perpetuating argument, colleague.
5) Sweet saga, yo.
6) Waste of time, jerk.
7) Spellbinding reiteration, chummy.
8) Phantasmagorical novelization, oh great one.
9) Interesting intellect, imbecile.
10) Ballin' gossip, dawg.

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BrandyDuhh
posted a quote
September 6, 2011 8:17pm UTC

my dream guy
=
tall , dark , handsome
with dreads (;
Format by Sandrasaurus

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nevergrowup89
posted a quote
October 2, 2011 6:34pm UTC

Dubstep.
Skrillex ♥

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PhoebeLikeRawr
posted a quote
October 1, 2011 2:46pm UTC

TODAY, I FOUND OUT,
MY 10 year old cousin is anorexic, and has to get counsilling.
i hate society.

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ihopeyoudance97
posted a quote
October 1, 2011 8:59pm UTC

That terrible feeling
when your finger is hovering over the send button,
but you just can't bring yourself to do it.
nmf

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Hannahxoxo
posted a quote
October 1, 2011 8:14pm UTC

Having confidence;
Is almost extint.
you are beautiful.

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Wouldyouwalkathousandmilestoseemysmile
posted a quote
October 1, 2011 8:14pm UTC

you said [[hi ]] and
sense that day you |||stole ||| my heart and your the one to blame .
and that's why i smile
- avril lavgine
Text here text here text here

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iloveyou960
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October 1, 2011 8:14pm UTC

Do you know how hard it is to pee with a hard on?
No
Its like two lanes of traffic merging into one.
It take time.
FRIENDS WITH BENEFITS
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xoanjelicaxox
posted a quote
September 12, 2011 3:26pm UTC

Tiny Titty
Swagg.
♥

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kayshla13
posted a quote
September 12, 2011 3:10pm UTC

------------------------
i actually pay attention to
the "L" and "R"
on my headphones ♥
Just me?
------------------------
*nmfn

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hellosunshine_x
posted a quote
September 12, 2011 2:44pm UTC

Broccoli: "I look like a tree." Walnut: "I look like a brain." Mushroom: "I look like an umbrella."
Banana: "Can we change
the subject?"

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